[Daffynition]

They look like "W"s to me. Phew!

[aruanan]

Hey, PETA-folk, go offer to take the rats’ place.

[aruanan]

I believe PETA is guilty of killing lots and lots of animals also, for no better reason than that they used to be pets and had had their natures altered away from the natural by their evil human slave owners.

[csvset]

I noticed that this story originates from the UK. The witch behind PETA is a crazy Brit.

[mikrofon]

FMCD”MIYM,NIY”H

[Mr. Brightside]

WILLIE: I thought you said it was a Twix.

GEORGE: Oh, it was. But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar.

WILLIE: Maybe it was.

GEORGE: Oh, no, no. Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.

WILLIE: What about the $100,000 bar?

GEORGE: No. Rice and caramel.

WILLIE: Nougat?

GEORGE: No.

WOMAN: You know they changed the name from $100,000 bar to 100 Grand?

JACKIE: O’Henry? That’s one of our top selling candy bars. It’s got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it’s delicious, scrumptious, outstanding.

ELAINE: So, yeah, that’s funny. Hey, you wanna hear something weird? Mr. Pitt eats his Snickers bars with a knife and fork.