WILLIE: I thought you said it was a Twix.
GEORGE: Oh, it was. But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar.
WILLIE: Maybe it was.
GEORGE: Oh, no, no. Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.
WILLIE: What about the $100,000 bar?
GEORGE: No. Rice and caramel.
WILLIE: Nougat?
GEORGE: No.
WOMAN: You know they changed the name from $100,000 bar to 100 Grand?
JACKIE: O’Henry? That’s one of our top selling candy bars. It’s got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it’s delicious, scrumptious, outstanding.
ELAINE: So, yeah, that’s funny. Hey, you wanna hear something weird? Mr. Pitt eats his Snickers bars with a knife and fork.
The bra-less O’Henry heiress is certainly guilty of cruelty!
LOL ;-D