I didn’t even get to read it to them, as they had to go back to their mother. I probably won’t see them again for several weeks, but I’ll take it with me, “just in case.”
Several people who read it thought it was pretty funny, though. The manager here thought it was hilarious!
You’ve been missed! How was your Christmas?
Christmas was okay, except for one spot where I had this high pitched keening in my ears coupled with difficulty breathing.
It was probably due to the shoulder in my throat and the surprised thankful squeal let out by the missus when she opened a certain gift.
Sis added to the Anti-Claus myth with this, “He comes to your house, eats your presents and leaves you with pink erasers.”