Kucinich sees UFO, new book claims

Clevlend Plain Dealer ^ | 12 | Skully

[skully]

Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich has seen a UFO, writes Shirley MacLaine in her new book, "Sage-Ing While Age-Ing."

Kucinich, she writes on page143-144 of the book, "had a close sighting over my home in Graham, Washington, when I lived there. Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him. It hovered, soundless, for ten minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."

[Disambiguator]

Kucinich sees a UFO every day. It’s parked in his garage.

And, yes, it’s a hybrid.

[VOA]

“Kucinich sees a UFO”

Of course. Every time he looks over his shoulder after alighting
from the mother ship.

[Enterprise]

"He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."

"Ack ack. Kucinich, run for President. Ack ack. Kucinich, run for President. Ack ack ack ack ack."

[Greg F]

LOL. *Snort* Wonder if he was looking for a contribution from Shirley McClain? Or maybe he was single at the time and looking for a contribution in kind. Choices: 1) Shirley Mclain is insane or a liar; 2) Kucinich is insane; 3) Kucinish is a liar; or 4) Kucinich "had a close sighting over [Shirley McClain's] home in Graham, Washington . . . Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him. It hovered, soundless, for ten minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind" . . . and then accurately told McClain about it.

I think it was money or sex that he was after and that he told this bizarre story to McClain to try to get in her pants or her wallet.

[Califelephant]

Makes you wonder if he's pandering for the 'Ailen' Vote.

On the contrary, this incident pretty much proves that Kucinich is the aliens' choice for president. They've looked over the field, and believe that Kucinich comes closest to representing their views. (Ron Paul is their second choice.)

[rockabyebaby]

*snort* McClain and Kucinich, a match made in heaven,,,er,,,,made in space,,,,,er,,,,after anal probe on UFO,,,,,

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks AAC.

And, on a *completely unrelated* note:

Aliens in the White House (photos)
Coast to Coast
Posted on 09/07/2007 10:46:21 AM EDT by camerakid400
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1892581/posts

[Billthedrill]

I can understand how Kucinich misses his home planet. Not to worry - there’s nothing much to fear in a race of intelligent mushrooms, and they do thrive in DC for some reason.

[N. Theknow]

Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich has seen a UFO, ...from the inside.

[bigjoesaddle]

Sometimes things just make sense. How come I don't believe in UFO's, but I believe Kucinich believes he did see one?

On a serious note.... is this how he got the hot wife? Is she an alien? (makes more sense than natural attraction)

[penowa]

They were planning another of those alien kidnaps, but when they got close enough to check out Dennis and reel him in, they sped away in fright instead.

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

I listen to Noory quite a lot during the week (delayed from the previous night) because it follows one of my favorite radio hosts, Chris Plante, on 630WMAL in Washington, D.C., at 10:00 p.m. and I’m usually getting ready for bed at that time.

In the past 2 days alone, he’s covered “vampires” and “exorcisms”. Last night he had a guy on who had a tape of an exorcism in progress... sounds, screams, etc. coming from supposedly “The Devil”... and then there are the shows on the ‘shadow people’ among us — with the beety red eyes and the top hat like Abe Lincoln...

Nutty stuff.

[Quix]

Thanks.

Will check it out.

[gridlock]

We all knew there had to be some kind of logical explaination...

[Publius]

He's hitting on Sigourney Weaver?

In space, no one can hear you scream.

[Army Air Corps]

They were planning another of those alien kidnaps, but when they got close enough to check out Dennis and reel him in, they sped away in fright instead.

The ship made an approach, performed a scan, and realised that it was one of their own.

Crap! It's Zagnut! We exiled his arse for being "a little out there" - floor it!

[ct_libertarian]

I've always said Mars Attacks! was the only logical explanation

Ack-ack! Ack! Ack-ack-ack!

[Army Air Corps]

Sir, I do believe that your skills at doggerel are in need her.

[Army Air Corps]

her = here

[penowa]

I still think Dennis may be good for something - scaring off the aliens. And just think if they actually communicated with him. They’d never come back to earth again.