[Judith Anne]

There was a young fellow from Sparta
Who became quite a champion Farta
From the cheeks of his ass
Came Bach’s B minor mass
And selections from La Traviata.

[grey_whiskers]

Judith Anne!

I never would have expected a verse like that from you!

So, since you asked for it, Le Petomane.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Cheers!