[SunkenCiv]

Boxgrove, just outside Chichester

That triggered a recollection, but I'd not time to share it before. It comes from a friend, who read it in a book by Alan Watts, I believe.

There was a young lady of Chichester
whose good looks make the saints in their niches stir
one Sunday at Mass
the curve of her ass
made the Bishop of Chichester's britches stir.

Good to recite that one slowly, but the temptation on the last line is to gallop like a horse. :')

[grey_whiskers]

A woman whose clothing was strewed
by breezes which left her quite nude
saw a man come along
and unless I am wrong
you expected this line to be lewd!

Cheers!

[Renfield]

I can see blokes at a pub attempting that one after 10 rounds of pints.