[Billthedrill]

You can assume alcohol was involved.

I'da never guessed.

Sometimes people ask me "Bill, how drunk have you ever been in your life? Knee-walkin', snot-slingin', commode-huggin' drunk, trying to call Ralph O'Roarke from the bottom of a toilet bowl?" And I can honestly answer, "Well, I've been drunk before, but never drunk enough to attempt to aspirate a rattlesnake." It's a benchmark of sorts.

[stm]

Lucky for this guy stupidy is not a crime or he would be on death row awaiting the needle

[alisasny]

http://www.local6.com/video/14138976/index.html

video here warning graphic

[Deaf Smith]

"Very few have been bitten on the tongue."

So...he is not the first.

[presidio9]

Allow me to be the first to predict that they get back together because of this. As far as he’s concerned, she saved his life by being fashionably late, and therefore “the only sober one at the party.” As far as she’s concerned, hey, he’s a celebrity now...

[Daffynition]

Make mine snakebite! Yeah!

[lilycicero]

He was drinking liquid courage.

[lesser_satan]

He handed her one, not realizing said snake was also in his hand.

WTF? Does this guy normally walk around with a poisonous snake in his hand?

[burzum]

"You can assume alcohol was involved," he said. Actually, not just beer. Something he chose to describe as a "mixture of stupid stuff."

That's a good enough explanation for me. I wonder if this guy is a fan of Weird Al's Dare to Be Stupid?

[EveningStar]

TaЯd ping!

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