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The Hobbit Hole XXXIV - But better than rain or rippling streams...

Posted on 08/07/2007 7:52:15 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Sing hey! for the bath at close of day
That washes the weary mud away!
A loon is he that will not sing:
O! Water Hot is anoble thing!

O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain.
and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;
but better than rain or rippling streams
is Water Hot that smokes and steams.

O! Water cold we may pour at need
down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed;
but better is Beer, if drink we lack,
and Water Hot poured down the back.

O! Water is fair that leaps on high
in a fountain white beneath the sky;
but never did fountain sound so sweet
as splashing Hot Water with my feet!

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To: Overtaxed

9,841 posted on 12/14/2007 3:02:39 AM PST by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: Lil'freeper

Can I stay home today?


9,842 posted on 12/14/2007 4:54:17 AM PST by Corin Stormhands ( It's okay to tell me "Merry Christmas")
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To: Corin Stormhands

I vote yes.


9,843 posted on 12/14/2007 4:56:49 AM PST by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: Lil'freeper

I’m not sure I own a body part that’s not aching. I have ~got~ to get back to thepool...

For now, off to Fangorn.


9,844 posted on 12/14/2007 4:58:16 AM PST by Corin Stormhands ( It's okay to tell me "Merry Christmas")
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To: no one in particular

So,if’n I were to take out a co-worker izzit too late for Santa to take back my presents?

I’m just askin’ ‘cause it may be important to know.


9,845 posted on 12/14/2007 6:09:14 AM PST by Corin Stormhands ( It's okay to tell me "Merry Christmas")
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To: Corin Stormhands

One of those days?


9,846 posted on 12/14/2007 6:33:40 AM PST by JenB
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To: 2Jedismom

You’re good people, 2J. Bless ya!


9,847 posted on 12/14/2007 6:35:53 AM PST by RosieCotton ("Anything worth doing is worth doing badly." -- G.K. Chesterton)
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To: JenB

Honest Santa, she needed killin’...(that convincing enough?)

It’s just that this woman is obsessing about something scheduled for April.

APRIL! fercryinoutloud...


9,848 posted on 12/14/2007 6:36:01 AM PST by Corin Stormhands ( It's okay to tell me "Merry Christmas")
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To: Corin Stormhands

Does we have a mutual coworker? ‘Cause it sounds like we does...


9,849 posted on 12/14/2007 6:39:21 AM PST by RosieCotton ("Anything worth doing is worth doing badly." -- G.K. Chesterton)
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To: RosieCotton
Surely the couldn't convict both of us.

And just for grins another co-worker brought in his insufferable Jingle-Fricking-Bell-Croaking-Frog...

9,850 posted on 12/14/2007 6:40:32 AM PST by Corin Stormhands ( It's okay to tell me "Merry Christmas")
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To: Corin Stormhands
APRIL! fercryinoutloud...

Isn't April when you're already booked on that cruise... uh yeah... that cruise... to Antarctica. yeah... that's it... had to buy the tickets two years ago... yeah...

Mornin' folkses!

[sip]

9,851 posted on 12/14/2007 6:42:01 AM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Corin Stormhands
She's working off-site here until afternoon. Hm. Very suspicious.

As for the frog, pretty much any toy that place Christmas music is worthy of death in my book...they don't make 'em in unannoying format.

9,852 posted on 12/14/2007 6:45:29 AM PST by RosieCotton ("Anything worth doing is worth doing badly." -- G.K. Chesterton)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Aren’t Christmas frogs just the thing to put you in the right frame of mind this Advent season?


9,853 posted on 12/14/2007 6:56:54 AM PST by JenB
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To: Corin Stormhands
I'm obsessing about stewpid people and making stewpid policies because one person was stewpid.

To wit. NM is a big place. It takes a long time to drive anywhere from anywhere. Time spent to drive for work purposes during normal duty hours is covered under regular salary. Time spent to drive for work purposes outside of duty hours is supposed to be charged as "travel comp time", which is an hour-for-hour time off. But time is $$.

Our work areas are nowhere *near* the airport in El Paso. We're usually 1.5-3 hours' drive away. Usually, we'll spend the last night of the trip in El Paso so we can catch an early morning flight back to the east coast. An 0600 flight out puts you on the ground in MD between 14-1500. Duty hours, more or less. And the difference in lodging allowances between our usual duty location and ELP is $17. (ELP is more expensive).

New policy sez, that if your duty location is not ELP, and you stay in ELP that night before the flight, the $17 comes out of pocket. But here's the kicker. In order to save that $17 you have to drive from the duty location to ELP to catch the flight - a drive that puts you on the road at 0400 or earlier. Unfun! Plus you get to charge travel comp because these are non-duty hours. Because we're obscenely overpaid gov employees, these hours are worth up to $30 (an estimate) each. So it costs $60 to save $17.

Makes perfect sense to me.

9,854 posted on 12/14/2007 6:59:49 AM PST by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: JenB; RosieCotton
Aren’t Christmas frogs just the thing to put you in the right frame of mind this Advent season?

It's cute. Once.

9,855 posted on 12/14/2007 7:00:24 AM PST by Corin Stormhands ( It's okay to tell me "Merry Christmas")
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To: Lil'freeper

What happens if you take that left turn in Albuquerque?


9,856 posted on 12/14/2007 7:03:50 AM PST by Corin Stormhands ( It's okay to tell me "Merry Christmas")
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To: Corin Stormhands

I go home to AZ and visit family...


9,857 posted on 12/14/2007 7:07:54 AM PST by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: Lil'freeper

I could use a visit to Arizona...


9,858 posted on 12/14/2007 7:31:17 AM PST by Corin Stormhands ( It's okay to tell me "Merry Christmas")
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To: Lil'freeper
Fascinating...but most illogical.


9,859 posted on 12/14/2007 7:42:45 AM PST by RosieCotton ("Anything worth doing is worth doing badly." -- G.K. Chesterton)
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To: Overtaxed

Oooo scary kittehs.


9,860 posted on 12/14/2007 7:44:34 AM PST by SuziQ
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