College Graduate
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”
“But I’m a college graduate!!” the young man replied indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry about the misunderstanding,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom - I’ll show you how.”
Proudly, his dad let's his son "struggle" a little bit, learning a valuable lesson of life. However, after a few months of not hearing from the boy, the dad calls to check up on junior.
"Son?", asks the dad, "Is there anything you need?"
Struggling a bit with college science lab costs the boy replies, "Well, I could use $5 for a guinea pig."
The dad replies, "Son! Why don't you get yourself a nice Jewish girl instead!!!"