Proudly, his dad let's his son "struggle" a little bit, learning a valuable lesson of life. However, after a few months of not hearing from the boy, the dad calls to check up on junior.
"Son?", asks the dad, "Is there anything you need?"
Struggling a bit with college science lab costs the boy replies, "Well, I could use $5 for a guinea pig."
The dad replies, "Son! Why don't you get yourself a nice Jewish girl instead!!!"
A young jewish boy goes off to college and before he leaves, he asks his dad for $50.
Son, what do you need $50 for?...$40 won’t buy much...$30 is a lot these days....What was it you needed the $10 for?
So a young Jewish kid goes off to college, insisting to make his own way.
Proudly, his dad let’s his son “struggle” a little bit, learning a valuable lesson of life. However, after a few months of not hearing from the boy, the dad calls to check up on junior.
“Son?”, asks the dad, “Is there anything you need?”
Struggling a bit with college science lab costs the boy replies, “Well, I could use $5 for a guinea pig.”
The dad replies, “Son! Why don’t you get yourself a nice Jewish girl instead!!!”
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Caption of a cartoon I saw in the Brandeis student newspaper, “But, Mom! Shiksas are for practice!”
Mrs VS