The only reason the Cerne Abbas Giant is still there is because the government goes out from time to time and re-chalks the lines. It would be funny as heck if somebody re-chalked the Giant Homer every six months or so. Then after 100 years, nobody could remove it because it would be sufficiently old.
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Notice the “Homer” has his privates covered, and the giant does not.
“Then after 100 years, nobody could remove it because it would be sufficiently old.”
Then it would be considered sacred, too!
Or every year move it a little closer until the Homer looks like it is hugging the other Cerne Abbas Giant.