Funny, and about 75% correct.
To: ShadowAce
2 posted on
06/26/2007 8:02:23 AM PDT by
Turbopilot
(iumop ap!sdn w,I 'aw dlaH)
To: rdb3; chance33_98; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; PenguinWry; GodGunsandGuts; CyberCowboy777; Salo; Bobsat; ..
3 posted on
06/26/2007 8:06:01 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Turbopilot
Stay away from jalousie windows. They're a pain in the ass to clean and leak air like crazy. They are so inefficient, Al Gore prolly uses them.
Oh, wait...nevermind
4 posted on
06/26/2007 8:17:45 AM PDT by
grellis
(Femininists for Fred!)
To: Turbopilot
8. End Task
A program hangs. You type... So true. In Linux, you can use a GUI to force quit. If you prefer the command line, you simply find the process ID# with ps -aux and then kill [PID#] it. Always works.
To: Turbopilot
It’s nice to know that other people have the same grumbles. I have a dual boot—XP and Kubuntu. I didn’t think it would happen, but I never boot to XP anymore.
6 posted on
06/26/2007 8:49:06 AM PDT by
Clara Lou
(Fred Thompson, '08)
To: Turbopilot
They forgot personalized menus, one of the worst user interface ideas ever in Microsoft products.
To: Turbopilot
9 posted on
06/26/2007 9:32:16 AM PDT by
Kevmo
(We need to get away from the Kennedy Wing of the Republican Party ~Duncan Hunter)
To: Turbopilot
Booting. Fix that one, and the others go away.
10 posted on
06/26/2007 9:32:54 AM PDT by
coloradan
(Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
To: Turbopilot
Windows almost inspires difficult philsophical questions at times:
If I answer Yes To All why do I need to answer Yes To All a second time?
To: Turbopilot
I think Bill Gates should have reconsidered this feature before putting it in:
![](http://www.math.leidenuniv.nl/~gill/Funny_PCs/funny_pc_7.jpg)
23 posted on
06/26/2007 11:47:56 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: Turbopilot
I object to Paint being on the list. Paint is great for exactly the reasons they don’t like it: it’s simple, it’s quick, it doesn’t do anything exciting. Anybody trying to write a bug about weird screen stuff loves Paint, instead of spending a paragraph failing to describe the problem, alt-Print Screen, open Paint, ctrl-V, save, attach to the bug report. It’s the Notepad of image editing.
25 posted on
06/26/2007 12:07:16 PM PDT by
discostu
(only things a western savage understands are whiskey and rifles and an unarmed man)
To: Turbopilot
Windows originally had the time zones showing on its time zone map. Now it doesn’t. Why even bother with a time zone map that doesn’t show time zones?
Yes, this counts as a major complaint. The vast misuse of CPU cycles is not important since my programs run in an eyeblink even in the faux simulated DOS ASCII window.
28 posted on
06/26/2007 12:21:29 PM PDT by
RightWhale
(It's Brecht's donkey, not mine)
To: Turbopilot
I have some old Windows 98 installation CDs.
I found out that if you play them backwards that you can hear satanic messages.
But its even worse if you play them forwards...it installs Windows.
30 posted on
06/26/2007 12:24:53 PM PDT by
kidd
To: Turbopilot
Just another bone thrown to the Mac Elitists.....
38 posted on
06/26/2007 12:47:36 PM PDT by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Fred Thompson for President)
To: Turbopilot
40 posted on
06/26/2007 1:55:33 PM PDT by
Lady Jag
(Fall seven times, stand up eight)
To: Turbopilot
44 posted on
06/27/2007 11:18:06 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(Label Warning: Formerly known as "rainbow sprinkles")
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