Exactly. One of my sons was voted “Most Likely to be a Mad Scientist” once. He was insulted, but we told him it was the best, most humorous title to be given.
“Sir Clowns-a-Lot” is a funny one, too.
But, “Least Likely to Have Children”...? What genius thought that would be a fun award to hand out to a kid?
I wonder how some of these folks would have felt if their little budding football star received a “Red Skirt” award from a bullying peewee football coach becuase the little guy “throws like a girl”.
My teenage daughter came home in tears because she was voted "Most shy" by the students for the school yearbook. I told her she wasn't a chatterbox and didn't feel the need to push to be the center of attention, but apparently she was popular among the students and they wanted to give her a special place in the yearbook. I think that made her feel a little better, but she was voted "most shy" several years in a row and I don't think she was ever really happy about it.
But, as you said, "Least likely to have children"...? That is just not right, even more so coming from the teachers. I definitely would have had something to say to the teachers and school if they gave my child an award like that.