[ConservativeMan55]

What are your plans for Earth day?

[KC-10A BOOMER]

I’ll work on the release of some methane emissions. Honey! Where are the baked beans?

[Liberal Bob]

What are your plans for Earth day?

It's today! Darn I forgot all about it. I guess I'll have to go buy another offset. Might try one of those beer can out the window offsets.

[Gorzaloon]

I think I will have a treated-lumber and tire bonfire, and use it to dispose of a lot of sulfur, mercury, and cadmium I have laying around.

Why?

:-)

[eddie willers]

I plan to burn a tire in celebration.

[A message]

I plan to be carbon non neutral.

[EVO X]

What are your plans for Earth day?

Drive to Home Depot to get a free CFL bulb..

[Hildy]

Birthday cake. I share my birthday with Mother Earth. (and Marta Limbaugh, but that’s not so important anymore!).

[LiberationIT]

Barbecue!!!

[bfree]

I’m filling up the old SUV and going for a long ride with the windows down and the airconditioning going. While I’m gone, I’m leaving all my lights on in the house. When I get home, I’m going to fire up the old charcoal grill and let in coals burn until just right and cook 1 steak on the big grill. I think I’ll buy some more plastic bottles of water and ask for plastic bags. Maybe I’ll drink the water out of Styrofoam cups.

[ml/nj]

I figure to smoke a cigar or two in my backyard.

ML/NJ

[MizSterious]

I think we’ll fire up our bbq grill. Dang, that thing sure smokes a lot. ;)

[A message]

I’m disappointed nobody has planned to sacrifice a goat in front of their golden effigy of Al Gore for Earth Day.

[Founding Father]

I’m cutting down a tree that’s grown to close to the house, burning leaves, using my gas edger and best of all grilling steaks in charcoal operated pit all while leaving every light in the house on and the a/c turned to full blast. I only wish I could use jean kerri’s private airplane to fly around in (well I know the plane really belongs to the poodle’s master).

[Howie66]

My plans include (1) mixing up some insecticide to spray around my house and garden to kill off some very obnoxious insects so I can (2) fire up my grill(s) to cook some new juicy steaks and drink some adult beverages (without being bothered by said insects) after (3) washing and waxing my “performance enhanced” pick-up truck.

How ‘bout that?

[jrg]

There's room for all God's creatures.....


Right next to the mashed potatoes!

[glasseye]

What are your plans for Earth day?

Think I'm gonna burn some old tires....

You know, like the 'real Americans', to practice my "smoke signals".

*smile

[redhead]

"What are your plans for Earth day?"

The usual...I have some boxes I'll take out and burn in my burn barrel, for starters. Then probably go to my son's house and help him stack firewood. Since our only vehicle is a large GMC Yukon SUV, we'll be driving that around...Nothing special, I guess. But we almost always burn something on earth day.

[BenLurkin]

What is earth day?

[Polybius]

What are your plans for Earth day?

My plan is to visit Google and check out the Al Gore political advertisement.

Then, while there, I will Google this:

Global Warming on Mars, Pluto, Triton and Jupiter Global Warming on Mars, Pluto, Triton and Jupiter strongly points towards the Sun or Some other cosmic force being the cause of the recent global warming on Earth.

[hughesm1]

I’m going to let capitalism work for me by selling some “carbon credits” worth only the paper they’re printed on and nothing more. If it makes some greenie feel good and makes me some spending money then mission accomplished.

Seriously though, I’ll be working.