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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
http://www.chocolate.com ^ | March 23, 2007

Posted on 03/23/2007 6:33:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

 

Here's something silly. Let's celebrate chocolate? 


Enjoy American Chocolate Week

March 18 thru March 23!

 

Most people cannot resist the temptation of eating chocolates. Occasion or no occasion, chocolates are an all-the-year-round cause for celebration. Chocolates have been subject to a lot of debates on health related issues. However, here are some cool facts:

  1. Chocolate products contain ingredients that can prevent and retard tooth decay.

  2. The amount of fat in a chocolate bar is not very high and in fact, in moderate quantity, can be used in a low-fat diet program.

  3. Chocolates do not contribute to cholesterol formation. The fact is that a 1.65 oz bar of chocolate contains only 12 mg. 

  4. A 1.5 oz chocolate milk bar will give you 41 mg of sodium, while dark chocolate contains only 5 mg. 

  5. Researches have found no relationship between eating chocolate and acne formation.  

  6. Chocolates contain stearic and oleic acid, which help lower blood cholesterol levels,  reduces the risk of blood clots and benefits the heart.  It increases the HDL (good cholesterol) and reduces LDL (bad cholesterol).

  7. Chocolate also contains flavonoids, which are known to have antioxidant properties.

  8. Chocolate contains substances called Phenylethylamine and Seratonin, both of which (put simply), are mood lifting agents found naturally in the human brain.

      

Not all chocolate or cocoa is the same, especially when preparing recipes. Ever wonder what the difference is between one kind of chocolate and another?

Chocolate Liquor
This is the pure, straight-from-the-bean chocolate. The center of the cocoa bean is ground into a liquid, called the liquor (there is NO alcohol in this!).

Cocoa Butter
It's not really a butter, but the fat extracted from the chocolate liquor.

Cocoa Powder
Cocoa powder is the solid left after the cocoa butter is pressed out of the liquor. Cocoa powder often undergoes a Dutch Process, that reduces its natural acidity. Dutch cocoa is milder tasting and blends better with milk.

Unsweetened Chocolate
This is the solid form of chocolate liquor. Unsweetened chocolate is often used in baking.

Bittersweet Chocolate
Chocolate with a minimum of 50% chocolate liquor.

Semi-Sweet Chocolate
Chocolate with a minimum of 35% chocolate liquor.

Dark Chocolate
Also known as 'sweet chocolate'. It only contains 15% liquor, as well as sweeteners and cocoa butter.

Milk Chocolate
Milk chocolate has at least 10% liquor and 12% milk solids. Sugar, cocoa butter and vanilla are also mixed in.
White Chocolate
This kind lacks the brown color because there are no cocoa solids. White chocolate is made up of only cocoa butter, sugar and milk solids.
 


         

 

"Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: chocolate; ofst; silliness
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To: Dick Bachert
With a currency devaluation -- which is probably coming anyway and will NOT be followed by a return to a decent standard (the worst of all worlds!) there IS enough gold.

At what gold price will we have enough to back the money supply?

Gee, I guess those stupid old white guys in Philadelphia were real kooks.

Just because there was enough gold 230 years ago, doesn't mean there is enough today. I think you're the kook.

I'll even pay for your one-way ticket.

As long as you don't use fiat dollars.

141 posted on 03/23/2007 10:44:24 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Why are protectionists (and goldbugs) so bad at math?)
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To: Kate of Spice Island

You would't be talking about Luke Days, now would ya? ;)


142 posted on 03/23/2007 10:47:03 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
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To: Dick Bachert

Next time I see you on a fiat currency thread I'm hijacking it with raw silliness.


143 posted on 03/23/2007 10:47:23 AM PDT by BJClinton (There are three types of people in the world...)
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To: BJClinton
Goldbugs are all about the silliness. How would he notice?
144 posted on 03/23/2007 10:55:22 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Why are protectionists (and goldbugs) so bad at math?)
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To: finnman69

"Barack the Magic Neeeegro lives in Dee Ceeeee!!"


Is that a song sung to the tune of Puck the Magic Dragon?

Where is the rest of it.


145 posted on 03/23/2007 10:56:19 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I will forgive Jane Fonda, when the Jews forgive Hitler.)
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To: sgtbono2002

http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/New/barackthemagicnegro.asx


146 posted on 03/23/2007 11:01:30 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Lucky9teen
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Wow Mr Heston! That gubmint chocolate sure looks green. (:^*)

147 posted on 03/23/2007 11:06:06 AM PDT by bikerMD (Beware, the light at the end of the tunnel may be a muzzle flash.)
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148 posted on 03/23/2007 11:10:39 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: HOTTIEBOY
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I LOVE Chocolate... mmmmmm
149 posted on 03/23/2007 11:19:38 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: Lucky9teen

FReep moderator above: "I thought I was going to have an easy Friday afternoon"

150 posted on 03/23/2007 11:20:34 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
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To: marine86297
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151 posted on 03/23/2007 11:23:39 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: Dick Bachert

People who like gold paint have a gilt complex.


152 posted on 03/23/2007 11:26:40 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Lucky9teen
Do we have to go by the chocolate rules?


153 posted on 03/23/2007 11:27:23 AM PDT by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY; BJClinton; r-q-tek86; Lucky9teen; StarCMC

At a company where they dig for gold, a labor dispute is a miner problem where no one wants to get the shaft.


154 posted on 03/23/2007 11:27:47 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Dick Bachert

When news that a meat shipment was coming reached the gold rush, you could stake your claim and then claim your steak.


155 posted on 03/23/2007 11:28:38 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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It was such a big piece of gold, he didn't know what to assay.


156 posted on 03/23/2007 11:29:04 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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The staff at jewelry stores have hearts of gold.


157 posted on 03/23/2007 11:29:37 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Lucky9teen; HOTTIEBOY; StarCMC; girlscout; najida; BJClinton; r-q-tek86

Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.


158 posted on 03/23/2007 11:30:59 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: nuke rocketeer

bwahahaha


159 posted on 03/23/2007 11:31:16 AM PDT by BJClinton (There are three types of people in the world...)
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To: Millee; Lucky9teen; girlscout

160 posted on 03/23/2007 11:31:22 AM PDT by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
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