[sodpoodle]

News flash!

ET has just reported that HK$ has had a DNA test and the results are conclusive.

HK$' parents explained that he was adopted at the age of 36. The love child of E. Pierce Marshall and Bea Arthur, a distant cousin of Virgie Arthur's husband. Howard K. was found unsuitable for adoption as an infant, due to aggression and a tendency to bite those who attempted to feed him.

A spokesperson for Virgie Arthur says the family will take care of their own. Donald Hogan was quoted as asking, "Who knew?" John O'Quinn said there is no likelihood that he will be buried in Texas and has prepared legislation for the Texas House & Senate. Krista Barth was reported to have obtained tetanus and rabies shots. Khris Erosevich is confined to Belleview and could not be reached for comment.

[TexKat]

LMAO, you are looney!

[Dr. Scarpetta]

Did you write that?:)

[stlnative]

Khris Erosevich is confined to Belleview

[Sacajaweau]

Heh heh heh....Clever :-)

[LADYAK]

Oh, that is just toooooo funny!!!!!

[uncitizen]

Howard K. was found unsuitable for adoption as an infant, due to aggression and a tendency to bite those who attempted to feed him....Krista Barth was reported to have obtained tetanus and rabies shots.

Good one! But that is misinformation, according to Abcess Hollywood Barfbag is already immune to rabies because of one of her parents is a rat.