[lysie]

You are welcome.

[gulfcoast6]

ALRIGHT! A court just orded State Farm to reopen some 800 insurance claims concering the hurricane.....

[jtill]

Just received this email and thought I'd share:

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.. Let's see now. . . .
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

[gulfcoast6]

You probably say the ya ya on police officers here in Ms, one drew a gun on a student, etc., etc., and they said 'untrained'. Hate to tell them but before a man or woman can become a low enforcement office is to be certified by the Mississippi Police Training Academy.