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To: Rivendell; lysie; Molly Pitcher; MozartLover; gulfcoast6; All

Just received this email and thought I'd share:

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.. Let's see now. . . .
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?








56 posted on 03/07/2007 9:06:44 AM PST by jtill (Lord, please keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth!)
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To: jtill

I like this one...thanks.


57 posted on 03/07/2007 9:08:53 AM PST by gulfcoast6
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To: jtill; Peach; lysie
Whew! You included baseball. Thanks j.!

Okey-dokey, things are brightening up a little around here, weather-wise, at least...

Peach, good for you getting that money back. You'll enjoy wearing that dress even more!

I just had a dress arrive from Appleseeds...really not sure if I needed it, it but like you, I'm worried about the increasing unavailability of certain styles...Anyway this one is Peach-colored ! and fits very nicely, and really, I do have a definite use for it this summer, come to think of it...

68 posted on 03/07/2007 11:45:29 AM PST by Molly Pitcher (We are Americans...the sons and daughters of liberty...*.from FReeper the Real fifi*))
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