Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Conditions:
Tonight's Convenient Truth Weather Forcast:
Good....means it's almost done. Thank you, dead people. Hollywood won't be praying for you.....
Always amazed at the enormous talent we lose every year.
Randy Stone
I didn't catch it.
They should play Jim Caroll's "Those Are the People Who Died" in the background when they show them.
Who died this past year, but more important, is it anybody we should care about?
Yes.
She's got that natural, wind-swept look working.
Jodies hair is awful.
She's got that natural, wind-swept look working.
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LOL
YOUTUBE SING-ALONG:
THEY SUCK IN HOLLYWOOD --- http://youtube.com/watch?v=qdC2hiQHcPE
Don`t tell me Melissa Ethridge won best song for that stupid movie, no way, this woman couldn`t write a good song if it was given to her. You know why they are doing this, so they can print in the papers tommorrow "An Inconvenient Truth sweeps Oscars!!!" I wouldn`t be suprised if the caterer for that flick gets an Oscar next, "Best food for An Inconvenient Truth !!"
Oh, and James Doohan - WWII hero.
Maven
Are you all seeing the ad I just saw for "Brothers and Sisters"?
Q: What's the gun for?
A: We're republicans. It's foreplay.
Reviewing these clips, I was reminded that was the year of the three black "divas." I can't remember who the second one was
LaToya London--she was eliminated a week before or after Jennifer, and Elton John called Idol "racist!" LOL
Okay, speaking of hair...
Did this guy stick his head in a quisenart?
You mean Maureen Stapleton.
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