Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
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I'm with you...never watched American Idol, so could only guess they were both on AI. No idea how good the other is...nor do I really care....or I'd have watched it in the first place.
The gowns Jennifer and Beyonce' wore for this number are much more beautiful than their red carpet dresses.
Why a mandatory standing O? He`s not in office and was never Prez. He got one simply because he`s a liberal. You think Dick Cheney would have got a standing O? Hell no, and he`s in office.
Ew, Ethridge won. Yack.
Dreams Girls was robbed
Gore's movie won .. SHOCKER
Good grief...she's more masculine than Gore!
she's thanking her wife Tammy......oh my...
"My incredible wife, Tammy?"
When and where did they get "married"?
I agree, about Jennifer and Beyonce's gowns. I don't understand why Jennifer chose that brown and silver number.
Oh God...that's puky. Etheridge and her "wife" will probably get out the turkey baster tonight and make another bady.
Here I go again!! BARFFF!!!!
Here's the pseudo caveman trailer:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6j9U0qP7H3g
well...she's a screaming winner of AI. All I remember is she sat on the stage and sang "Summertime" and she's a single mom and she's black and the little blonde girl was better but Fantasia won and that's all I know....lol
That was a little over the top!
Watch out!...he's gonna blow!!!
LMAO!!!
Melissa Etheridge just won an Oscar for her song in Algor's movie. "We're not red or blue--we are all green."
And you're a lesbian.
I'm okay with Ellen, but she was definitely not great tonite.
they just had twins......more puke...
Travolta referred to himself as a full-figured woman?
That was awkward.
You just made several people's day! (including mine) LOL.
He was referring to his upcoming role in "Hairspray".
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