Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
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Latoya London was the third of the 'divas'
Who would name their daughter after a Walt Disney Movie? LOL!
Grin...good for Jennifer.
My opinion, for what it's worth, is that none of the AI contestants owes the show any thanks. If it weren't for the contestants, good and bad, there wouldn't be a show. Besides, Fuller, Cowell, Lythgoe, et. al., are making boat loads of money off the show, recording contracts, etc. That should be thanks enough.
Thanks. Should have remembered that, but thanks for reminding me.
Who would name their daughter after a Walt Disney Movie? LOL!
I asked that question three years ago on the AI thread...lol
Don't know. Sorry. I'm not much of a movie buff these days, and am not watching the Oscars.
The word 'Fantasia' is a musical term going back at lesat to the 18th century.
Better than Dumbo.....
lmao....so true
ROLFMAO!!!
Oh man ... LOL
Thanks...I must have been sick the day they covered that. ;^)
What was that last bit of old films all about? I wasn't paying attention.
Night all.....I'm gonna finish watching this in bed...if I can get the remote out of my hubby's hand...lol
Have they done best actor/actress and movie yet??
Dang when is this crap going to wrap up? This year's show is awful and there have been some AWFUL ones. They haven't shown the dead people yet have they?
What was with that string of movie clips they just showed? I looked up and saw three consecutive Bush bashing clips from three different movies. One clip was a Bush 41 bash (Naked Gun).
GOOD GOD WILL IT EVER END.
not yet......this is goning on forever
Who can tell?
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