Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
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I did, too... very well done.
And, you'd think she would have chosen something other than the man's style white dress shirt under the velvet tux.
Looks like she slept in it.
I've missed most of the commercials.....I spend that time catching up...lol
Somewhere Fantasia weeps :)
I know what you are saying. There's some music that's good but it's movie specific. Not something that you can listen to on it's own.
ROFL! Eat your untalented heart out, Fantasia!!
She put the other girl to shame...in singing.
Oh--if I'm not mistaken--Jennifer didn't thank Idol or anyone associated with it during her acceptance speech. Good. It's been three years since she was on the show. She doesn't owe them anything anymore.
Jennifer Hudson has come a long way since AI...
You're leaving? There's only three more hours :)
...who's Fantasia?...he asks sheepishly.....
Not me......catch up....
Nite!
.who's Fantasia?..
She won AI over Jennifer Hudson now on stage....
I've never watched American Idol, so I'm with you on "Who's Fantasia?"
I'm not leaving yet....I said good night to someone else on the thread...lol
What it actually says is that making the final twelve on American Idol is like The Final Four in the NCAA Tournament.
Those Dreamgirls are pretty and fantastic.
Compilation of the Geico commercials:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o5JV0Fs_GE8
Someone actually did a "movie trailer" out of the Geico cavemen commercials on youtube. I'll try to find it.
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