Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
OMG FINALEEEEEEEEEE
If funds were given to Iraq for humanitarian aid at point A, and the bankrolls of key U.N. officials had swelled at point B, was there any need to interpolate to interpellate Kofi Annan about the flawed Food-for-Oil program?
Let's interpellate the loonies
Who dreamed up global warming
And want to make it stop
No matter who they are harming
And more is the pity that they
Weren't at the Caterpillar plant
When W was driving a tractor
And each of them an ant
I simply must say again
At the risk of being rude-
Why is warm bad when it means
We can grow so much more food?
"The exact same people who are now demanding prison for Libby for not remembering who told him about Plame are the ones who told us it was perfectly plausible for Bill Clinton to forget that Monica Lewinsky repeatedly performed oral sex on him in the Oval Office." - Ann Coulter, 2/1/07.