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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 30
December 31, 2006 | Me

Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1



TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dimensionaldoor; freeople
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To: null and void

Yeah, but he visits on a regular basis. Like when he's hungry.


4,301 posted on 03/01/2007 11:58:30 AM PST by derllak
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To: derllak

Wait 'til your hubby retires and has nothing else to do all day except follow you from room to room...


4,302 posted on 03/01/2007 11:59:43 AM PST by null and void (Let's play 6° of global warming...)
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To: null and void; derllak

Burned out with dragon's fire.
A hired dragon at that.
Then dragged off to an unnamed basement for hideous experimentation and seasoning, lightly brased, cook on high heat for twenty minutes, serve crisp.


Wait, I'm reading three different cue cards here.
Hang on a moment.
*shuffle shuffle*

An outbreak of dengue is blamed.. HEY, who's messing with my cue cards?!


4,303 posted on 03/01/2007 12:00:15 PM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
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To: null and void; Darksheare

Oh yeah, that's something to look forward to. Looks like I'll have to find a new house with a basement.

BTW, what the heck is Darks talking about? Must be those magic mushrooms he's been snacking on.


4,304 posted on 03/01/2007 12:06:32 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak; null and void

What, the neo-retro-burn-yer-bra gals?
They can't wait for gravity to takeover so that they no longer 'conform to the male imposed idea of what the feminine figure should look like'.
In other words, swing free my darlings.
Oh, and they have an abundancee of underarm hair to boot.


4,305 posted on 03/01/2007 12:09:09 PM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
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To: Darksheare

and leg hair


4,306 posted on 03/01/2007 12:17:18 PM PST by null and void (Let's play 6° of global warming...)
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To: Darksheare

Ooooh, Darks, I should smack you for that! I intend to remain a lady (for the most part!) I'm not going to turn into some hairy ape if that's what you think. I know you'd enjoy that, but it's not gonna happen. Now go sit yourself in the corner for thinking such thoughts! *shudder*


4,307 posted on 03/01/2007 12:17:49 PM PST by derllak
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To: null and void

Yes, that too.
Heavily.


4,308 posted on 03/01/2007 12:18:28 PM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
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To: derllak

LOL, no, not hairy.


Was just pondering the 'swing free' statement and the many things it could possibly mean.


4,309 posted on 03/01/2007 12:19:22 PM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
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To: Darksheare

ROFL! Dirty old man living in a fantasy world.
BTW, how come there aren't any lady gnomes?
How do they procreate? They can't ALL be gay (though the ones I've seen most certainly are!)


4,310 posted on 03/01/2007 12:30:22 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak

It's the fairies that are gay...


4,311 posted on 03/01/2007 12:35:54 PM PST by null and void (Let's play 6° of global warming...)
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To: null and void

Didn't know you were an expert on the subject, Nutly! :Of course, you do have your fair share of them out in Kalifonia.
Are garden gnomes plentiful there too?


4,312 posted on 03/01/2007 12:43:53 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak

It's a secret.
I'd tell you, but then you'd have to become a gnome.


4,313 posted on 03/01/2007 12:45:00 PM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
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To: derllak

Haven't seen many.


4,314 posted on 03/01/2007 12:46:49 PM PST by null and void (Let's play 6° of global warming...)
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To: Darksheare

You've got secret gnome-sex tapes?? I see riches in your future. Just think, you could buy your own mushroom farm!
(I'm betting Nutly would be a regular customer.) :)


4,315 posted on 03/01/2007 12:48:26 PM PST by derllak
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To: null and void

That's cuz they're all busy making videos in Darkies basement....


4,316 posted on 03/01/2007 12:49:31 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak

Ah.


4,317 posted on 03/01/2007 12:51:48 PM PST by null and void (Let's play 6° of global warming...)
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To: null and void

Why did that lightbulb just go on in your head? Are you thinkin' what I think you're thinkin'? Don't do it, Nully, you'll get arrested.


4,318 posted on 03/01/2007 12:59:20 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak

Nahhh, I was on another thread and realized one of my ideas is essentially unmarketable.


4,319 posted on 03/01/2007 1:00:33 PM PST by null and void (Let's play 6° of global warming...)
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To: derllak

LOL, hmm..


4,320 posted on 03/01/2007 1:07:31 PM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
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