Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
Yeah, but he visits on a regular basis. Like when he's hungry.
Wait 'til your hubby retires and has nothing else to do all day except follow you from room to room...
Burned out with dragon's fire.
A hired dragon at that.
Then dragged off to an unnamed basement for hideous experimentation and seasoning, lightly brased, cook on high heat for twenty minutes, serve crisp.
Wait, I'm reading three different cue cards here.
Hang on a moment.
*shuffle shuffle*
An outbreak of dengue is blamed.. HEY, who's messing with my cue cards?!
Oh yeah, that's something to look forward to. Looks like I'll have to find a new house with a basement.
BTW, what the heck is Darks talking about? Must be those magic mushrooms he's been snacking on.
What, the neo-retro-burn-yer-bra gals?
They can't wait for gravity to takeover so that they no longer 'conform to the male imposed idea of what the feminine figure should look like'.
In other words, swing free my darlings.
Oh, and they have an abundancee of underarm hair to boot.
and leg hair
Ooooh, Darks, I should smack you for that! I intend to remain a lady (for the most part!) I'm not going to turn into some hairy ape if that's what you think. I know you'd enjoy that, but it's not gonna happen. Now go sit yourself in the corner for thinking such thoughts! *shudder*
Yes, that too.
Heavily.
LOL, no, not hairy.
Was just pondering the 'swing free' statement and the many things it could possibly mean.
ROFL! Dirty old man living in a fantasy world.
BTW, how come there aren't any lady gnomes?
How do they procreate? They can't ALL be gay (though the ones I've seen most certainly are!)
It's the fairies that are gay...
Didn't know you were an expert on the subject, Nutly! :Of course, you do have your fair share of them out in Kalifonia.
Are garden gnomes plentiful there too?
It's a secret.
I'd tell you, but then you'd have to become a gnome.
Haven't seen many.
You've got secret gnome-sex tapes?? I see riches in your future. Just think, you could buy your own mushroom farm!
(I'm betting Nutly would be a regular customer.) :)
That's cuz they're all busy making videos in Darkies basement....
Ah.
Why did that lightbulb just go on in your head? Are you thinkin' what I think you're thinkin'? Don't do it, Nully, you'll get arrested.
Nahhh, I was on another thread and realized one of my ideas is essentially unmarketable.
LOL, hmm..
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