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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 30
December 31, 2006
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Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1

TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dimensionaldoor; freeople
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To: Borax Queen
Now that your plants have frozen over, perhaps we can give them grants to study the odd new man made phenomenon of cold temperatures.........
You could get "plant assistance" subsidies to enable extra CO 2 manufacture during this crisis.
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posted on
02/02/2007 3:40:42 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Borax Queen; Lakeshark
He is amusing; I'll give him that....even if he IS delusional.
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posted on
02/02/2007 3:41:56 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: Lady Jag
Ubangi = pancake in Le France.......
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posted on
02/02/2007 3:43:40 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: sweetliberty; Lakeshark
haaaaaaaaa! very delusional :)
To: sweetliberty
I think I'll cook up a little shark meat tonight...
To: sweetliberty
I was downhill skiing all day and the slopes were gangbusters. High of about 20°. due to BQ's global warming trends.
I am currently warming up by a fire sipping a nice rare scotch.
You should be able to be so delusional........
:-)
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posted on
02/02/2007 3:48:05 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Borax Queen; sweetliberty
The following is a call between BQ and SL, secretly recorded by Brunhilda:
BQ - Hello, snakes lair.
SL - Oh, BQ, ah do declah the'se a freeze wahnin tonaght!
BQ - Oh, noooooo.....*must cover plants*......*must oil up manacles in dungeon to prevent icing*........*must get ices skates for kitties*......
SL - Miss Scahlett Snakelet! You gots to calm down huney bunch, jess calm down!
BQ - How can you be so calm when there's global warming coming and the reindeer are being so callously run over by those Halliburton types?
SL - Oh Miss Snakelet, how you do go on......
BQ - Oh can it sugarlips, let's watch the shopping channeln and conspicuously consume!
*Click*
*Cue boogie music*
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posted on
02/02/2007 3:56:15 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
"this wicked cold snap that is waaaaay below normal was called by.....one guess.... Global frickin warming!." Well, that must explain all this white crap we've been dealing with this winter.
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posted on
02/02/2007 4:07:07 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: Lady Jag
ALGORE: ...Another "Great Leader"...
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posted on
02/02/2007 4:07:08 PM PST
by
Seadog Bytes
(OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
To: ConservativeMan55; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; JulieRNR21; Cindy; Smartass; MeekOneGOP; ...

(Please FReepmail if you want on, or off, this list. I certainly have no desire to increase anyones stress-level. Thanks!!!)
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posted on
02/02/2007 4:10:45 PM PST
by
Seadog Bytes
(OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
To: sweetliberty; Lakeshark
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posted on
02/02/2007 4:12:52 PM PST
by
Seadog Bytes
(OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
To: Borax Queen
"Wasn't it the coming ice age and the hole in the ozone before?"I thought that aerosol cans caused the hole in the ozone which caused global warming which will cause the next ice age. I'm so confused.
But you know; I think I've figured out why so many stupid people, deadbeats and druggies are liberals. They don't have to think about things. If it doesn't make any sense,they can just change it....or say something like "you have to breathe a certain way and be a vegetarian to understand it."
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posted on
02/02/2007 4:12:54 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: Lakeshark; Borax Queen
That was the best laugh I've had all day.
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posted on
02/02/2007 4:18:17 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: Seadog Bytes
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posted on
02/02/2007 4:19:43 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: sweetliberty
You do understand, that a theory so grand...
Explains everything, has just the slightest ring....
Of genius you know.....yes genius fo sho.....
And grants so endearing, so big they're searing...
But it's all for the chilren, you know.....
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posted on
02/02/2007 4:24:57 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark; sweetliberty
FOTF! You'd better be a screen writer, Sharky.
To: Lakeshark
BQ - Oh can it sugarlips, let's watch the shopping channeln and conspicuously consume! Speaking of which, SOMEONE is using my credit cards. I've gotten two separate calls for phony charges on two different cards within the last hour.
To: sweetliberty; Lady Jag
Ah, but the thanks really go to Lady Jag ...for providing the Hitler quote!
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posted on
02/02/2007 4:32:16 PM PST
by
Seadog Bytes
(OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
To: sweetliberty
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posted on
02/02/2007 4:35:06 PM PST
by
Seadog Bytes
(OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
To: Borax Queen; sweetliberty
*Bowing as he receives his coveted Oscar*
Thank you ever so much snakelets Southern Belles um, er........ladies and ladies......I accept this award in the name of Halliburton and special thanks to all those extra carbon users global warming scientists that have brought us this frickin weekend forecast of highs in single digits!!!!!
Can I strangle them now???
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posted on
02/02/2007 4:37:12 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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