That was the best laugh I've had all day.
BQ - Hello, snakes lair.
SL - Oh, BQ, ah do declah the'se a freeze wahnin tonaght!
BQ - Oh, noooooo.....*must cover plants*......*must oil up manacles in dungeon to prevent icing*........*must get ices skates for kitties*......
SL - Miss Scahlett Snakelet! You gots to calm down huney bunch, jess calm down!
BQ - How can you be so calm when there's global warming coming and the reindeer are being so callously run over by those Halliburton types?
SL - Oh Miss Snakelet, how you do go on......
BQ - Oh can it sugarlips, let's watch the shopping channeln and conspicuously consume!
*Click*
*Cue boogie music*
That was the best laugh I've had all day.
FOTF! You'd better be a screen writer, Sharky.
Speaking of which, SOMEONE is using my credit cards. I've gotten two separate calls for phony charges on two different cards within the last hour.