Posted on 12/23/2006 11:31:23 AM PST by BibleBabe1
Remote detection satellites are used by the intelligence branch of the military to conduct mind control exercises in the theater of war. All this technology is dependent upon the higher branches of particle physics and quantum mechanics. The array of satellites safe in deep space cover the entire earth making the mind control intelligence program widely successful. Be amazed as you view this military program break out of the box. Go to the following web site that shows a real-time mind control zombie being manipulated by satellite and the military. www.MindControlUSA.com
They expect to be back Sunday night or Monday morning, depending on which flight has seats. At least they got there.
It’s freezing here! How are you?
I like St. Andrew’s....
LOL!
I needed that!
I’m a little tired this morning, but since I have nowhere to go, and all day to get there, I can curl up in my chair in a while, and veg out in front of the TV. May be a good day to watch disc 2 of LOTR FOTR.
;o]
Sounds good to me.
We’re in for the day, I hope. We met a neighbor at Wal-mart, and she’s going to come by later to order some Girl Scout cookies, but that doesn’t require my going outside.
Yepper. I don’t even have to get dressed in anything more than my jammies!
LOL!
Can you see the Hotel on fire?
WHat hotel fire?
OK...it’s on TV. The Monte Carlo. I just went out to see if I could see it, and even from 30 miles away, the smoke is hugh! And it seems to be spreading, in spite of the efforts of the local heroes.
Sounds Series!
It spreading through the luxury suites. It may require another alarm or two to get it under control.
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words.
The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in
your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a
steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die,
your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
The Washington Post’s Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year’s winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in
the near future.
2 Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially
impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn’t get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
10 Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things
that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come
at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally
walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three
in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.
And the pick of the literature . . .
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who’s both stupid and an ass hole.
“Drive-by” LOL!!
Love ta stay ‘n’ chat, but have a mtg in 15 for big, new proj.
Glad you liked them.
Later!
free dixie SMOOCH,sw
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