Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[BibleBabe1]

Remote detection satellites are used by the intelligence branch of the military to conduct mind control exercises in the theater of war. All this technology is dependent upon the higher branches of particle physics and quantum mechanics. The array of satellites safe in deep space cover the entire earth making the mind control intelligence program widely successful. Be amazed as you view this military program break out of the box. Go to the following web site that shows a real-time mind control zombie being manipulated by satellite and the military. www.MindControlUSA.com

[Darksheare]

Insidious!

[Darksheare]

I forewarned them that my normal resting blood pressure is 70 over 50 with a heartrate of 93.
My BP crashes like this: 60 over 50, heartrate 60.
Those numbers gave them a bit of a scare in conemplation.

[Das Outsider]

Insidious!

Yep. They want to make human-elf hybrids of all of us. Do you think the Keebler campaign came about by sheer accident of history? Look at the current perception of elves in public opinion surveys. And what about this "Santa" character?

The Intergalactic Elven Mind Control Complex via the Skin-Walker Squirrels, via the International Monetary Fund, via the chewing of bubble gum and/or "laughing gas," has almost completely infiltrated us.

[Darksheare]

Keebler elves taste funny.
And crunchy.

[darkangel82]

Wow, that’s low, but we are the undead after all.

[darkangel82]

Wow, that’s low, but we are the undead after all.

[darkangel82]

why did that post twice

[Darksheare]

Nurses hate me for it.
They start prepping the crash cart and such.
And then I start talking...

[Das Outsider]

Keebler elves taste funny. And crunchy.

So you've managed to remove them from their highly secluded hideouts? Did you happen to get a glimpse of their chocolate making facilities? Any photos?

[Tax-chick]

Dang, those squirrels! I was levitating with the squirrels for three days after I had my wisdom teeth out.

[darkangel82]

I avoid doctors, period but we don’t need to discuss that right now.

[Darksheare]

They are mightily terrified of those of us from the shuffling unndead lands.
So when I gently opened a smoking gaping hole in the side door, they ran in cicrcles in terror.
I neglected to get photos, but tried to snag as many cookies as possible.

[NicknamedBob]

"Had four wisdom teeth removed today."

Wow!

That means, aside from still being a bit young, that you're now qualified to run for President.

Maybe the next election cycle.

[Darksheare]

For me, I’m no longer levitating.
But they’re still laughing in my head.

[Darksheare]

I hear that.

But I do enjoy scaring the help.

Braaaains!
Try that with ultra-low blood pressure sometime, the nurses freak.

[Darksheare]

Who’d vote for me?
My position would have such things as “boot to the head” for most of congress..

[NicknamedBob]

"They are mightily terrified of those of us from the shuffling unndead lands.

So when I gently opened a smoking gaping hole in the side door, they ran in cicrcles in terror."

Wait-a-minute!

Are you talking about doctors, squirrels, or elves? Not that it really makes much difference, it's just that I get a different mental picture with each group.

[Darksheare]

I’ve got to see the mental image that comes up for each group.
What inspiration have we wrought..?

[NicknamedBob]

"Who’d vote for me?"

By way of answer, two words.

Well, really, five words ...

Dennis Kucinich, and Ron Paul.

.

Not that they would vote for you, but the people who would vote for them would vote for anyone.

[Darksheare]

Yikes!