[Das Outsider]

Insidious!

Yep. They want to make human-elf hybrids of all of us. Do you think the Keebler campaign came about by sheer accident of history? Look at the current perception of elves in public opinion surveys. And what about this "Santa" character?

The Intergalactic Elven Mind Control Complex via the Skin-Walker Squirrels, via the International Monetary Fund, via the chewing of bubble gum and/or "laughing gas," has almost completely infiltrated us.

[Darksheare]

Keebler elves taste funny.
And crunchy.