Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[NicknamedBob]

My favorite bar is the one that looks a little like a sports bar, except that it has a space theme.

The displays are of the nearby planets, and there are simulated "stars" on the ceiling. On any given evening, there's a fifty-fifty chance someone will appear in an outrageous costume, with the Star Wars Cantina being a popular theme. The rule in the bar is to treat them with complete aplomb.

That can be a little disconcerting, with extra eyes, antennae, and appendages sticking out all over. Sometimes the beverages help.

[Monkey Face]

That sounds like the Satellite Inn in Gila Bend AZ. A good place to stay out of. They don't serve alcohol there, but they should.

I'll have some of what you're having HTB...;o]

[Dead Corpse]

I was thinking of that. Something along the lines of a Biefield-Brown Field generator though. Ionic propulsion using a large GeV differential. Should be a snap with built-in vacuum cooling and a few dozen nuclear reactors to draw on.

Of course, there is also the possibility of us figuring out how to create a "tractor" field that would "push" against space/time itself. It'd be like a "push me/pull you" drive that would open up some serious supra-light drive potentials.

[Dead Corpse]

I tried to use a yeast variant on some of our native Agave. It turned out more like diesel fuel. Maybe toss 'em a couple of the red labels bottles marked "for tractor pulls only". See what happens...

[Dead Corpse]

Make it a spiced rum and y'er on.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Hot Buttered Rum tonight.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It's got lots of spice in it.

I also have some plain if you like.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I hate it when an rogue appendage drops in my drink.

[NicknamedBob]

Before you go dragging the Flying Castle off at a respectable percentage of the speed of light, I'd recommend you work out an effective shield against micrometeorites.

We do pretty well at repairing the occasional ten kilometers per second object, but if that's going up by a factor of a thousand, we're gonna be in trouble.

[Monkey Face]

Maybe the "diesel fuel" will turn the trick. Especially if they are attracted to it.

[Monkey Face]

Mmmm-m-m-m-m! Thanks! Just what I needed!

[Monkey Face]

I hate it when an rogue appendage drops in my drink.

Then stay out of the Rogue's Gallery...;o]

[NicknamedBob]

"I hate it when an rogue appendage drops in my drink."

You have to maintain your cool. Sometimes it's only being sociable.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

But I worry that she will absorb all the alcohol....

Can I be charge with serving drinks to minors in The Castle?

[Monkey Face]

Our spider bots look like red Xes?

[Dead Corpse]

The B-B field would zip us around pretty good, but would also set up a highly polarized -e field around us. Anything getting close would be vectored in, accelerated, and "equal but opposite" reactioned out the other end.

As for a tractor field, hooking us into a subspace grounding field would effectively put us out of phase with normal 4D space-time. No worries for anything smaller than planetary mass sized objects. For moons on up, we'd be able to use fluctuations in the field to ID planets "ahead of time", literally, by the ripples their gravitational footprint leaves in subspace. A bit like rafting on a river and spying the submerged rocks by the ripples in the surface.

Relax, I won't get us shredded by space junk. How embarrassing...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Can you think of a better disguise? :^)

I need that gif of the smiley poking the red x with a stick.

[NicknamedBob]

"Can I be charge with serving drinks to minors in The Castle?"

Just pay cash.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

I need to go. I think someone is trying to call me, as this thing is locking up.

Tomorrow!