My favorite bar is the one that looks a little like a sports bar, except that it has a space theme.
The displays are of the nearby planets, and there are simulated "stars" on the ceiling. On any given evening, there's a fifty-fifty chance someone will appear in an outrageous costume, with the Star Wars Cantina being a popular theme. The rule in the bar is to treat them with complete aplomb.
That can be a little disconcerting, with extra eyes, antennae, and appendages sticking out all over. Sometimes the beverages help.
That sounds like the Satellite Inn in Gila Bend AZ. A good place to stay out of. They don't serve alcohol there, but they should.
I'll have some of what you're having HTB...;o]