Official Friday Silliness Thread - Office Christmas Parties

A Unimaginative Brain | 12/15/06 | Millee

[Millee]

Sully777 is out & asked me to start today's thread. It's my first time hosting this so please be gentle.

Any good office Christmas party stories you'd like to share?

Whoops! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_9LTQVd_Xo

No go & be silly!!

[girlscout]

[ErnBatavia]

Three years or so ago, the neighboring City of Palm Desert had the city employee's holiday luncheon; it was mandatory attendance...and then proceeded to do a lockdown and shuttle everybody (a few at a time in vans) for their drug test.

Somebody's brilliant idea on how to take advantage of a captive audience.

[amxfan2002]

Redneck Christmas Lights...

[JJR RNCH]

RE: your tagline. Why, why, why??

[girlscout]

I'll bet the lawn was mowed with one of these before stringin' up those lights.

[Tatze]

A moose once bit my sister.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

CHRISTMAS PARTIES

Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres.

Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking loudly -- sometimes to each other, and sometimes to nobody at all, rearranging your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing "I Gotta Be Me" around the upright piano, gulping their drinks and wolfing down hors d'oeuvres.

Festivity Level 3: Your guests are arguing violently with inanimate objects, singing "I can't get no satisfaction," gulping down other peoples' drinks, wolfing down Christmas tree ornaments and placing hors d'oeuvres in the upright piano to see what happens when the little hammers strike.

Festivity Level 4: Your guests, hors d'oeuvres smeared all over their naked bodies are performing a ritual dance around the burning Christmas tree. The piano is missing.

You want to keep your party somewhere around level 3, unless you rent your home and own Firearms, in which case you can go to level 4. The best way to get to level 3 is egg-nog.

[CJ Wolf]

How bout: Barak Hussian Obunnya

careful, they can get pretty big

[girlscout]

Whoa ... that's one big bunny!! Look at those feet! They look really soft.

[najida]

That's a BIG BUNNY!

[JJR RNCH]

Have a great weekend. It's shopping time!!

[CJ Wolf]

and lucky!

[nuke rocketeer]

I wanted to buy a half a rabbit, but the butcher didn't want to split hares.

[girlscout]

I have enough on my keychain without adding a rabbits foot that size. They look as big as my feet!

[girlscout]

Talk to Najida. After seeing that picture she may be looking for a new home for her bunny. ;-)

[Lucky9teen]

Since he's been absent...I'll do the honors

THE END

[CJ Wolf]

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Chinese bombed the trade center? Hell no!....And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! What the (bleep) happened to the silliness thread I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this, I'm gonna make some mince pie.

[CJ Wolf]

Damn chinese, never forget what happened santaclaus square.

[CJ Wolf]

Get me a red santa bra with frillies, ok? Click it, go on, see the full package, my gift to you!

[ErnBatavia]

Welcome to downtown Palm Sproings!!