Posted on 12/15/2006 4:30:23 AM PST by Millee
Sully777 is out & asked me to start today's thread. It's my first time hosting this so please be gentle.
Any good office Christmas party stories you'd like to share?
Whoops! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_9LTQVd_Xo
No go & be silly!!
I wanted to buy a half a rabbit, but the butcher didn't want to split hares
Czech Proverb---
When we are merriest, it is best to leave and drive home.
Hi CJ! How are ya :)
The irony is I got a bunny last night....
~~sigh~~
Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.
- - - Lenore Hershey
lucky you.
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her
for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton .
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder
what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior
Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog
past.
Then,
from the sidewalk,
the hooker yelled...
See what you get for five bucks!?"
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
- - - P. J. O'Rourke
We aren't doing one this year.
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
- - - Arlo Guthrie
HAHAHA ... the looks on those peoples faces! Priceless!! Who's your daddy?
Right now I'm calling her "Bunbun" but I need to come up with a better name.
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