[Corin Stormhands]

Heh...my b-i-l was telling this story last week. He said the first time he dropped the f-bomb in front of his mom was when he broke his collar bone at 14.

It was a pretty severe break and the bone was sticking out (skin wasn't broken, but you know what I mean). When they tried to move him, he said the word. His mom chastised him until she saw the bone.

At the hospital the nurse started to take off his t-shirt. Mom said "just cut it."

Nurse said "Are you sure? It's a nice shirt."

Mom said, "Cut the effing t-shirt."

B-i-l looked at Mom and said, "I think we're even."

When the nurse cut the shirt and saw how bad the injury was, she apologized.

[Overtaxed]

Well, I went and bought an area rug for the living room:

'Course it doesn't match anything I have, but then that's my "style." :)

[HairOfTheDog]

That's funny :~)

[SuziQ]

Mom said, "Cut the effing t-shirt."
B-i-l looked at Mom and said, "I think we're even."

*snort*