Posted on 11/29/2006 8:35:56 PM PST by Aussie Dasher
A WOMAN has been charged with bestiality after she was allegedly caught naked in a paddock having sex with a horse.
Officers allegedly found the 35-year-old woman commiting an indecent act with the horse when they were called to a field in Lismore, north of Sydney.
"The woman was arrested and charged with bestiality and behaving in an offensive manner,'' a New South Wales police spokesman said.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...
Here's one of my favorite songs, I've got the MP3 too...
QUAALUDES AGAIN
(Written by Shel Silverstein)
Shel Silverstein & Bobby Dare
She falls through the doorway,
Rolls down the hall.
She bounces off the sofa,
And walks into the wall.
It's easy to see that she buckles and bends.
She's doin' quaaludes again.
Quaaludes again.
Quaaludes again.
If you've got aurora,
You know for shorra
She's your friend.
She's doin' quaaludes again.
(guitar music)
She fumbles and stumbles
And falls down the stairs,
Makes love to the leg of the diningroom chair.
She's ready for animals, women or men.
She's doin' quaaludes again.
Quaaludes again.
Again.
Again.
Quaaludes again.
If you've got a lemon, a dog and three women,
Then she's your friend.
She's doing quaaludes again.
Quaaludes again.
(Dialogue between man and woman with riff in the background:)
He: Baby, you've been doing quaaludes again. Well, then who?
She: No. Not me. I don't have any quaaludes.
He: You don't have 'em cuz you took em all already.
She: No.
He: You had six.
She: Nooo...
He: You had six yesterday, right? In your purse?
She: No...
He: How many you got now? Where'd they go?
She: No. I don't have ANY.
He: That's what I mean.
She: No...
He: Where'd they go? What'd you take?
She: I didn't take anything. I just had a small... a small headache.
He: So what did you take? What did you take for a headache?
She: No... Maybe an aspirin.
He: That's the biggest damned aspirin I've ever seen! You did... You
keep... Don't keep pullin at me! Don't do that! Don't do that!
C'mon... you're bumpin' into the furniture.
She: It hurts!
He: What?! I didn't mooove ANYTHING around!
She: (moaning)
He: You had FIVE quaaludes in your purse yesterday. You have none
today!
She: I gave them away.
He: You gave away what? You gave EVERYTHING away!
She: I gave it to all my friends.
He: Yeah. How much time did you see your friends?
She: Wellll...
He: You were supposed to see them for five minutes?
She: Well... Don't you know how it is?
He: I DON'T know how it is.
She: Nooo...
He: I know you're doin 'ludes, and you said... you said that the
next time you get them I should take them away and flush them down
the toilet.
She: Noooo...
He: Didn't you say that?
She: NO....noooooo...
He: DON'T keep pullin' me to the damn bed! I don't want an old...
I'm tellin you... You are turnin' me OFF!
(fading away)
He: Now let me tell you... Will you keep your eyes open! Get up!
No Mr ED there...
Ms Earle "Gone to the Dogs" redux?
Ping. Hmmm, can you say Madonna.
Nothing to see her people (er, here), just move on.
I'm thinking, "Why is he pinging me to this again? Didn't we archive it for later 'work?'"
LOL!
Some people will do anything for a laugh!
:ohick:
It would be a hoot if it was that 'early girl' again.
But it's not.
*Sigh*
So it'd be an entirely new epic.
LOL!
That is SO wrong! I really didn't need more of a visual than I already had! But thanks, anyway! LOL!
Disgusting... but there it is.
Even Libertarians are against this sort of thing as an animal cannot be said to give informed consent to such things...
"an animal cannot be said to give informed consent to such things..."
Hey, I did.
I ended up saying "I" and "DO"..
Oh, wait, that doesn't apply to me.
*chuckle*
Didn't she do that to stop her husband taxing the Hell out of his subjects?
We need her back.... I won't object.....
:-P
Isn't that how Catherine The Great died? :-P
lol, I have one of those cars...
< in his best Groucho Marx voice>
She didn't get the name Catherin The Great for nuthin'
< rimshot!>
ping
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