Britney Spears Files for Divorce

TMZ.com ^ | 11/7/06

[truthandlife]

Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.

[Redcloak]

OMG - when did she get the CBS logo tattoed on her shoulder?????

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who had that bizarro thought.

[hispanarepublicana]

Who gets the Double-Wide?

[hispanarepublicana]

Hey Britney, I'm single and available!!!

Uh, as Mr. HR would say about her after knowing she's "been with" Federline: "Not even with someone else's ****."

[Tijeras_Slim]

Hey, Cheetah is still alive, in his 70's. About the same age as Johnny Sheffield (Boy).

[rcrngroup]

Hmmmmm....looks like fat legs and a chubby body to me!!!

[BJClinton]

So...is Cheeta...y'know, available?

[Proud_USA_Republican]

my bad.

a million moron ex-girlfriends.

one ex-wife.

4 kids.

I'm sure his legacy won't be complete until he brings 10 more of his high IQ brood into the world.

[Tijeras_Slim]

See 184

[BJClinton]

So Cheeta is a dude?

Damn, it's like my own personal Crying Game.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Sorry BJC, I never meant to destroy your life's ambitions.

[Mr. K]

"..Cameron Diaz who said on Oprah just before 2004's election, "Women have so much to lose. I mean, we could lose the right to our bodies. We could lo--if you think that rape should be legal, then don't vote...oh -but a president who rapes is OK as long as he is a democrat"

OOOps...! I added that last part

[rcrngroup]

...that's Faith Hill from last night's CMA ceremony, where I hear she freaked out when she didn't win.

http://www.sunherald.com/mld/sunherald/news/15950921.htm

...and from the Sun Herald.com, "Faith Hill says she was just joking with angry reaction to Carrie Underwood's CMA Awards win."

Yeah right...kind of like John F'n Kerry's excuse about just a botched joke!

According to other articles I have read about Tim McGraw & Faith Hill, sounds like they are fledgling DimWit moonbats & liberals. McGraw supposedly is even considering going into Dims politics at some point down the road. It's amazing how DimWits & liberals (including Faith Hill) always have some innate inborn feeling of entitlement & elitism. For this reason alone I am glad that Carrie Underwood won whatever this award is supposed to represent!

And by the way, I just threw away my one & only Faith Hill CD.... can't stand her anymore!

[Clintonfatigued]

Gee, I'm surprised to read this- NOT!!!!!!

I just wonder what took her so long.

[lowbridge]

It's the end of civilization as we know it!

2 years. Okay, who won the pool?

[lowbridge]

It's the end of civilization as we know it!

2 years. Okay, who won the pool?

[lowbridge]

Hey! That's a pitcher o' my house!

I dont see a garage for your bike. Where do you keep it?

Oh, thats right: inside the house. What was I thinking? ;-)

[uglybiker]

Well, of course!

Makes it easier ta fire up on those cold mornin's an' after I blip the throttle a couple times I don't hafta worry about th' kids bein' awake in time fer school!

nyuk nyuk nyuk!

[KosmicKitty]

Who gets the Double-Wide?

Why is a red-neck divorce like a tornado??







Someone's losing a trailer

(Sorry, I HAD to do it )

[Slings and Arrows]

Inside sources quote Spears as saying "I can no longer deny it: Slings and Arrows is the only man for me."

[sully777]