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Posted on 10/20/2006 6:44:54 AM PDT by Mo1
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To: null and void
Rofl! I just wanted to make sure you heard me! :P
Shake those pom-poms for us, Nully! (but please don't hurt yourself!)
To: sweetliberty; null and void; grannie9; derllak
Now ask him how well he understands it... and what kind of results he gets. Who couldn't understand those explicit instructions especially when ones heart is into mastering the equipment.
So now I have the modus operandi, I just need a victim volunteer to grasp the connectors, (not shown), so I may induce the various stimuli into the subject of my experiment and observe the results through the smoke.
Grannie would be ideal for the first attempt, in case anything went wrong, but she tends to be difficult to persuade to aid scientific research where I am involved. I set her wig on fire last time and she never forgave me.
I am not going to prime SL for Nully´s benefit, so Derly, do I see your hand up? Good girl, grab hold of these.
To: Cardhu
Rofl! I swear Cardy, every time I see you, I start LMAO!
You don't even have to say anything, all you have to do is show up and I go into convulsions from laughing so hard!
Bloody Brit! :P
To: sweetliberty
That's one way to get your battery charge!:)LOL
2,884
posted on
12/17/2006 2:14:06 AM PST
by
restornu
(Teach them correct principals and let them govern themselves ~ Joseph Smith)
To: restornu; grannie9; Darlin'; derllak; Borax Queen; Lady Jag
Here's a couple more:
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2,885
posted on
12/17/2006 6:00:44 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: grannie9; Borax Queen; derllak; Darlin'; restornu; Lady Jag; null and void; Cardhu
This one is my favorite:
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The last ones that I have are a bit too risque to post: Link 1 , Link 2, Link 3.
2,886
posted on
12/17/2006 6:12:07 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: sweetliberty
Good morning Lib.. What great pics you took. We all need a party like that one. Do I have to wait until I'm that age?
Isn't she a devil. We gave my Sis one like that but she was a tad younger at 70, and boy did she get bad. The guy never had a chance to strip. She attacked him the minute he came on the floor. None of us ever got the chance to get a good look at his lovely Clown outfit, lol.
You wonder where I got that reserved nature of mine? ;)
2,887
posted on
12/17/2006 7:30:01 AM PST
by
grannie9
(Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
To: grannie9
"You wonder where I got that reserved nature of mine?" Reserved?
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Good one, Gran.
2,888
posted on
12/17/2006 7:36:51 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: sweetliberty
She looks pretty handy...
2,889
posted on
12/17/2006 7:41:19 AM PST
by
null and void
(You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
To: sweetliberty
Risque photos deserve a risque story.
Pinging our resident Latvian...
A Wrestling Story
The state meet is in progress, and the only thing standing in the way of a championship is the heavyweight bout. The coach tells Bubba, "I'm really worried here. Your opponent isn't that fast or strong, but he's the only one in the state who knows the Latvian pretzel hold. Nobody's ever broken it and it really hurts, so whatever you do, don't let him get you in it."
The match starts, and things are looking good. Then Bubba's hand slips, and instantly he gets put in the dreaded Latvian pretzel hold. The coach is turning away in disgust, when all of a sudden he sees a flurry of dust and movement on the mat. Next thing he knows, Bubba's got the other guy pinned and is victorious.
"What happened out there?" the coach asks.
"Well," Bubba replies, "he got me in that pretzel hold, and it really hurt! Then I saw a set of balls right in front of my face. I couldn't take the pain any more, so I bit 'em. You wouldn't believe how fast you move when you bite your own balls."
2,890
posted on
12/17/2006 7:54:07 AM PST
by
null and void
(You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
To: dagnabit; Borax Queen
Dagnabit! I meant to ping Borax Queen...
2,891
posted on
12/17/2006 7:55:24 AM PST
by
null and void
(You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
To: null and void
2,892
posted on
12/17/2006 8:06:02 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: sweetliberty
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates", Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Holiday Season Begins....
2,893
posted on
12/17/2006 11:09:02 AM PST
by
null and void
(You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
To: grannie9
ROFL! A clown outfit? That's a guaranteed turn-on for me! :P
To: derllak
2,895
posted on
12/17/2006 11:12:10 AM PST
by
null and void
(You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
To: null and void
ROFL! I'll just take your word for that, Nully! Yikes!
To: sweetliberty
Lol! That Gramma is gonna give herself a stroke if she doesn't take it easy! (yes, I peeked!) ;)
To: derllak; grannie9
"That Gramma is gonna give herself a stroke if she doesn't take it easy! " Those pictures should give our Gran something to look forward to.
2,898
posted on
12/17/2006 11:18:43 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: sweetliberty
Yeah, only difference is, she'll have her clothes off too! :^O
To: derllak
It looked like she was about to give him a stroke.
YIKES! Did I mash post???
2,900
posted on
12/17/2006 11:42:21 AM PST
by
null and void
(You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
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