To: sweetliberty
Risque photos deserve a risque story.
Pinging our resident Latvian...
A Wrestling Story
The state meet is in progress, and the only thing standing in the way of a championship is the heavyweight bout. The coach tells Bubba, "I'm really worried here. Your opponent isn't that fast or strong, but he's the only one in the state who knows the Latvian pretzel hold. Nobody's ever broken it and it really hurts, so whatever you do, don't let him get you in it."
The match starts, and things are looking good. Then Bubba's hand slips, and instantly he gets put in the dreaded Latvian pretzel hold. The coach is turning away in disgust, when all of a sudden he sees a flurry of dust and movement on the mat. Next thing he knows, Bubba's got the other guy pinned and is victorious.
"What happened out there?" the coach asks.
"Well," Bubba replies, "he got me in that pretzel hold, and it really hurt! Then I saw a set of balls right in front of my face. I couldn't take the pain any more, so I bit 'em. You wouldn't believe how fast you move when you bite your own balls."
2,890 posted on
12/17/2006 7:54:07 AM PST by
null and void
(You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
To: dagnabit; Borax Queen
Dagnabit! I meant to ping Borax Queen...
2,891 posted on
12/17/2006 7:55:24 AM PST by
null and void
(You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
To: null and void
2,892 posted on
12/17/2006 8:06:02 AM PST by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: null and void
ROFL! I'll just take your word for that, Nully! Yikes!
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