Posted on 10/12/2006 4:02:50 PM PDT by pabianice
(San Francisco Chronicle)
Thank you, Fleet Week. My preschool-aged daughter, having heard your airplanes overhead all week, is now completely traumatized and afraid to go outside. She just heard a commercial airliner in the sky and ran inside shrieking, shaking, and trying to close all the windows and doors. We tried to have a fun family weekend enjoying free music in our park, but it was ruined by the thundering sound of those hateful airplanes overhead, forcing her (and most of the other children I saw) to throw her hands over her face and cower.
If there is ever an opportunity for me to vote on any proposition keeping this ridiculous event and huge waste of resources from marring the skies of my city again, you can bet I'll be the first in line to get it voted in.
DEMETRA DELÍA
San Francisco
You can suck my NATOPS.
BOO HOO HOO. THE BLUE ANGELS CAN BUZZ ME ANYTIME!
Dear Demetra,
Perhaps you could have explained to your daughter that those planes are the ones that keep our country safe from bad people. But then again, maybe you thing that saying "bad people" is judgemental and your little darling should not judge.
Fortunately, I don't have that problem. You are a nutjob.
Demetra: WAYR?
Demetra,
That is the sound of FREEDOM!
How can an inanimate object be hateful?
Dear Demetra:
That's the sound of freedom, you "hateful" beeyotch. Nice job training your daughter to be afraid of the people willing to give up everything, including their lives, to defend your right to be said "hateful" beeyotch.
}:-)4
Dear Nutjob,
You are obviously unfit to raise children in a free society protected by a military you despise. Perhaps you would find the free "Democratic People's Republic of Korea" (aka the North Korean hellhole) more to your liking. We will be happy to provide your one-way ticket.
Sincerely,
Real America
Sincerely (not really),
Cardinal4
If your kid's hiding under the bed when a plane goes over, it's because you haven't done your job of explaining what they are and why they're there. that, or your kid's got a psychological problem, in which case you should be seeking professional help and not wasting your time writing letters to newspapers.
Your daughter is right. Those bad old planes are out to get you. By the time they're finished buzzing every liberal city in the country everyone will be too afraid to go outside to vote and Bush will win a third term. All the children in the world will be sent to bible camp and you'll be ground up for cattle feed.
Have a nice day,
Karl
Why doesn't she teach her daughter about those airplanes instead of allowing her to figure it out on her own?
She has taught her daughter(her lefty bigoted views)about those planes.
Dear Demetra:
Your kid's a pussy (so are you.)
I hate hippies.
Dear Miss Delia:
The airplanes are not the hateful ones, in this case.
PS... why is your kid wearing headphones?
I'd like to wake up every morning to the sound of either the USN Blue Angels or the USAF Thunderbirds flying over my neighborhood.
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