[lesser_satan]

Georgie-boy! Get in her

Eggplant . Yes . That's a hell of a thing . Okay let's get back to business . Okay here you go . Very good , very good . Excellent . excellent calzone you got there Costanza . Okay a little jealous now . Okay lets go . Ok last week ....... You know that eggplant was very good . Everybody out . I got eggplant on my mind . Costanza get me couple of those calzones right now . Pronto . Move out . Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone. Must have one . Everybody out . Out .

[Larry Lucido]

Hilarious segment, but the whole eggplant thing seemed out of place. I mean, who likes eggplant? If I crave a calzone, it's because of the cheese and meat, not the eggplant. In fact, leave that crap out.

/end bad Seinfeld monologue impression

[EveningStar]

Way back when Torre was a catcher for the Milwaukee Braves, his manager Bobby Bragan suggested that he be nicknamed Chicken:

Chicken Catcher Torre