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Madonna’s magical nuclear waste cure
The Sunday Times (U.K.) ^ | 08/20/06 | Abul Taher

Posted on 08/19/2006 4:18:01 PM PDT by Pokey78

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1 posted on 08/19/2006 4:18:02 PM PDT by Pokey78
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Perhaps crucifying herself in Wembly Stadium would solve the problem.
2 posted on 08/19/2006 4:22:31 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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A whore, a skank, a moonbat AND a newage nut-job!

Come to think of it, not an odd combination at all.


3 posted on 08/19/2006 4:22:44 PM PDT by Stultis
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She'd be better off trying to stop the spread of VD...oh, right; she did. She got married.


4 posted on 08/19/2006 4:22:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
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She has gone off the New Age weirdo pier.
5 posted on 08/19/2006 4:23:35 PM PDT by LowOiL ("I am neither . I am a Christocrat" - Benjamin Rush)
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Words fail me.


6 posted on 08/19/2006 4:24:58 PM PDT by MonroeDNA (Soros is a communist goon, controlled by communist goons.)
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The woman who's always reinventing herself doesn't want nuclear waste.. I guess she doesn't want to reinvent herself as a toxic mutant!!


7 posted on 08/19/2006 4:27:19 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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Hoo Boy! Why don't they just hawk some alcohol laden elixir good for everything from the ague to zits? It is, after all, a time-honored use of the minstral show.


8 posted on 08/19/2006 4:27:29 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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Methinks she hit her head sometime ago.


9 posted on 08/19/2006 4:27:38 PM PDT by Zman
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“I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world,....

Yup. She's a delusional nut job.

10 posted on 08/19/2006 4:29:52 PM PDT by SC Swamp Fox (Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword: folding)
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“I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world, but if there isn’t a world to conquer, what’s the point?

WTF? "i can write the greatest songs"? since when? she either needs to drink some of the stuff herself OR she's been drinking TOO MUCH of it. crikey.

11 posted on 08/19/2006 4:30:06 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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Oh, she's nuts.

That explains a lot.

She's got good publicity people, since they kept it quiet for so long.


12 posted on 08/19/2006 4:30:14 PM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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"“I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world, but if there isn’t a world to conquer, what’s the point?"

She used to have good songs. Fabulous films? She must be referring to Mel Gibson's. Fashion ? Maybe she's referring to the cone bra she invented.


13 posted on 08/19/2006 4:33:40 PM PDT by driftdiver
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"I don't animals cuz...(giggle) like...I'm veteranarianer!"



"...me three!"
14 posted on 08/19/2006 4:34:05 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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What a freek'n loon...


15 posted on 08/19/2006 4:35:15 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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"I don't EAT animals...(giggle)...silly me!"
16 posted on 08/19/2006 4:35:45 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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Let her prove it. Give her some spent rods, a bottle of her snake oil, and a couple of days. That should put an end to this nonsense.


17 posted on 08/19/2006 4:36:19 PM PDT by MPJackal ("If you are not with us, you are against us.")
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ONION Alert! Must be a parody. The link does not work and names of some of those quoted (Sue Ion and Mr. Valance) are terms of art in atomic physics. Plus, a gynaecological cure too? Let's see the suspect source and laugh.


18 posted on 08/19/2006 4:36:22 PM PDT by Draco
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Let her prove it. Give her some spent rods, a bottle of her snake oil, and a couple of days. That should put an end to this nonsense.
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No, she'd be conflicted.

You know what the rods will remind her of.
19 posted on 08/19/2006 4:39:37 PM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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Pokey, the link doesn't work. This is certainly a parody piece (Ion and Valance as quoted sources -- which are also atomic physics lingo). And this elixir is a bovine gyno cure too. Am I the only one who is nuts and everyone else thinks this is real?


20 posted on 08/19/2006 4:40:37 PM PDT by Draco
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