Posted on 08/01/2006 12:50:45 PM PDT by Lazamataz
I was asked to answer this questionaire on another forum:
Fill this in - so we can make fun of each other better.... so I thought I'd pose it to y'all
Two Names You Go By:
1.
2.
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
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2.
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
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2.
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
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2.
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1.
2.
Two pets you had/have:
1.
2.
Two Favorite Sports
1.
2.
Two things you did last night:
1.
2.
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1.
2.
People who live at or reside in your house:
1.
2.
Two things you like about yourself:
1.
2.
Two things you ate today:
1.
2.
Two people that make you laugh:
1.
2.
Longest car rides you've had:
1.
2.
Two Favorite Holidays:
1.
2.
Two Favorite Beverages:
1.
2.
Two past times you miss:
1.
2.
Two Names You Go By:
1. Andy
2. Manny
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Shirt
2. Trousers
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Peace
2. Friendship
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. writing
2. reading
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. independence
2. agent
Two pets you had/have:
1. Mini chuahua
2. Mini poodle
Two Favorite Sports
1. Football
2. Football
Two things you did last night:
1. Watched Fox news
2. cooked a spaghetti dinner
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Logans
2. Red Lobster
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Wife
2. Me
Two things you like about yourself:
1. God's gift to think
2. Sense of humor
Two things you ate today:
1. Bananna
2. nothing
Two people that make you laugh:
1. Rodney D. (RIP)
2. Lewis Black (I know)
Longest car rides you've had:
1. Alabama to Texas
2. Pennsylvania to Alabama
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Thanksgiving
2. Fourth of July
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Coffee
2. Water
Two past times you miss:
1. College
2. Family young
Well, answer if you want to, but any good phishing scheme provides and asks for much more information than is required. Simply asking the pertinent questions would be a dead giveaway.
You know in all my years and with all the biker rallies and NASCAR races this is the first time someone asked me to bare my soul. ;o)
ARUBA, HERE I COME!!
Right, well, your soul's in yer chest, so....
FLASH EM.
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. A nice button down Polo shirt off the neighbor’s clothesline
2. Your daddy’s bathrobe
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Jennie Lyn Berntson
2. Tools
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Fishing
2. Woodworking
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. Steamed Crabs
2. Jennie Lyn Berntson (a woman with power tools... can you say "chub"?)
Two pets you had/have:
1. Black Lab (have)
2. Mini Dachshund (you can have her if you want)
Two Favorite Sports
1. Fishing
2. Sailing
Two things you did last night:
1. Watched “Islands in the Stream”
2. Dreamt of Jennie Lyn and tools.
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Ma Ruby’s - Harbour Island, Bahamas
2. Bloody Mary’s - Bora Bora
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. The Attic Lady (I think she lived here a long, long time ago, shhhhh….)
2. Her dog shows up from time to time also. (We call him "Tige"... he lives in there too.)
Two things you like about yourself:
1. My tastes
2. My heritage
Two things you ate today:
1. Fig Newtons
2. Bang-Bang Shrimp!
Two people that make you laugh:
1. Steven Wright
2. Dom Deluise
The Longest car rides you've had:
1. The ride home the day my dad passed away
2. Hatteras to Key West (coastal route, but I was in no hurry)
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. Talk Like a Pirate Day (Arrrrr!)
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Rum Runners
2. Pepsi
Two past times you miss:
1. Fishing with my dad.
2. Sailing across the sound on a lazy summer afternoon.
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Left Contact Lens
2. Right Contact Lens
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. A pulse
2. At least two working brain cells
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Making yummy recipes with fingernail clippings
2. Insider trading
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. Muqtada al Sadr's death
2. Mexican food
Two pets you had/have:
1. Dulcie
2. Finbar
Two Favorite Sports
1. Football
2. Baseball
Two things you did last night:
1. Slept
2. I can't remember; I was asleep.
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Cafe Adobe
2. Any place that isn't the chow hall
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Lots and lots and lots of them.
2. It's like a commune, maaaaan.
Two things you like about yourself:
1. I'm not in prison.
2. Oh, wait...
Two things you ate today:
1. Chicken
2. Chicken
Two people that make you laugh:
1. You guys
2. Finbar (OK, he thinks he's people.)
Longest car rides you've had:
1. From west coast to east coast
2. From east coast to west coast (hey, I was a military brat.)
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. Fourth of July
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Beer
2. Dr. Pepper
Two past times you miss:
1. September 10th, 2001 (I was so innocent)
2. December 2003 (I was so innocent)
You must already live very close to Aruba if you are going to use my money ;-)
Two Names You Go By:
1. Big guy
2. Nimrod/nimnull
3. Loco gringo
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Shirt
2. Smile
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Funny
2. Smart
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Writing/Freeping
2. Planning world domination
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. A live-in masseuse
2. World domination
Two pets you had/have:
1. Dogs
2. Cats
Two Favorite Sports
1. Volleyball
2. Cow tipping
Two things you did last night:
1. Worked my @ss off
2. Put my @ss in the barn for the night
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Mercados in Tyler, Texas
2. Any Italian restaurant owned/managed by Italians or Sicilians with surnames like Schiano or Ianelli that sell pizza by the slice.
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Dear Wife
2. Dear childrens
3. Cats
4. Damn cricket...I swear I'm going to find that thing!
Two things you like about yourself:
1. I groom myself willingly
2. I can whistle-talk like Beaver from Winnie The Pooh
Two things you ate today:
1. Eat?
2. Wait, I'm looking
Two people that make you laugh:
1. The world
2. My family
Longest car rides you've had:
1. To anywhere from Texas
2. From anywhere to Texas
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Forth of July
2. Festivus Day
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Coffee
2. Iced cold Rolling Rock on a hot day
Two past times you miss:
1. Anytime at the Palush house
2. College
What's an MLT?
LOL
Do your (enter part here) hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Two Names You Go By:
1. Mike
2. Hey You
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Clothes
2. Gnarly Greasy mullet (just kidding)
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. patience
2. organization
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Sleeping
2. Playing Golf
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. Bill Gates checkbook balance
2. The Patent to the Play Station 3
Two pets you had/have:
1. Dogs
2. Birds
Two Favorite Sports
1. Football
2. Baseball
Two things you did last night:
1. Slept
2. Slept
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Uno's (Pizza Skins)
2. Buca Di Bepo's
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. My very patient and organized wife
2. My Great dog by the name of Princess
3. My crazy dog by the name of Duchess
Two things you like about yourself:
1. I know 20 ways to tell someone to screw off without saying screw off....
2. I'm able to understand the comedy behind South Park
Two things you ate today:
1. Shouldn't this be more like what HAVEN'T I ate today?
2. See Above
Two people that make you laugh:
1. Jim Breuer
2. My crazy dog named Duchess
Longest car rides you've had:
1. From just north of Hagerstown Md to Bristol TN. Friggin Virgina is BORING to drive through.
2. Columbus to Tampa Florida, I drove 18 of the 20 hours.
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. New Years
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Guiness
2. Vodka and Gatorade
Two past times you miss:
1. When I was 12 years old playing Little League :)
2. The year BEFORE I went to Iraq
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