Two Names You Go By:
1. Big guy
2. Nimrod/nimnull
3. Loco gringo
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Shirt
2. Smile
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Funny
2. Smart
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Writing/Freeping
2. Planning world domination
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. A live-in masseuse
2. World domination
Two pets you had/have:
1. Dogs
2. Cats
Two Favorite Sports
1. Volleyball
2. Cow tipping
Two things you did last night:
1. Worked my @ss off
2. Put my @ss in the barn for the night
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Mercados in Tyler, Texas
2. Any Italian restaurant owned/managed by Italians or Sicilians with surnames like Schiano or Ianelli that sell pizza by the slice.
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Dear Wife
2. Dear childrens
3. Cats
4. Damn cricket...I swear I'm going to find that thing!
Two things you like about yourself:
1. I groom myself willingly
2. I can whistle-talk like Beaver from Winnie The Pooh
Two things you ate today:
1. Eat?
2. Wait, I'm looking
Two people that make you laugh:
1. The world
2. My family
Longest car rides you've had:
1. To anywhere from Texas
2. From anywhere to Texas
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Forth of July
2. Festivus Day
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Coffee
2. Iced cold Rolling Rock on a hot day
Two past times you miss:
1. Anytime at the Palush house
2. College
Two Names You Go By:
1. Mike
2. Hey You
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Clothes
2. Gnarly Greasy mullet (just kidding)
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. patience
2. organization
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Sleeping
2. Playing Golf
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. Bill Gates checkbook balance
2. The Patent to the Play Station 3
Two pets you had/have:
1. Dogs
2. Birds
Two Favorite Sports
1. Football
2. Baseball
Two things you did last night:
1. Slept
2. Slept
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Uno's (Pizza Skins)
2. Buca Di Bepo's
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. My very patient and organized wife
2. My Great dog by the name of Princess
3. My crazy dog by the name of Duchess
Two things you like about yourself:
1. I know 20 ways to tell someone to screw off without saying screw off....
2. I'm able to understand the comedy behind South Park
Two things you ate today:
1. Shouldn't this be more like what HAVEN'T I ate today?
2. See Above
Two people that make you laugh:
1. Jim Breuer
2. My crazy dog named Duchess
Longest car rides you've had:
1. From just north of Hagerstown Md to Bristol TN. Friggin Virgina is BORING to drive through.
2. Columbus to Tampa Florida, I drove 18 of the 20 hours.
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. New Years
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Guiness
2. Vodka and Gatorade
Two past times you miss:
1. When I was 12 years old playing Little League :)
2. The year BEFORE I went to Iraq