[sully777]

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Roll Call:

[sully777]

Yah! It's Friday!!!

[The_Victor]

Dr. Piglet and Dr. Winston.... practice your art....

[JRios1968]

Present

[LA Woman3]

All of the following are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear and be misread:

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their web site is:

http://www.whorepresents.com


2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:

http://www.expertsexchange.com


3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:

http://www.penisland.net


4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:

http://www.therapistfinder.com


5. There's the Italian Power Generator company:

http://www.powergenitalia.com



6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales:

http://www.molestationnursery.com


7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always:

http://www.ipanywhere.com


8. The First Cumming Methodist Church web site is:

http://www.cummingfirst.com


9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky web site:

http://www.speedofart.com

[llevrok]

>Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking
>pals.
>
>He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Brigid, and tiptoed as
>quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom,
>but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the
>banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A
>whiskey in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
>
>Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in
>the mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.
>
>He managed to find a full box of band-aids and using them as best as he
>could on everywhere he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty band-aid
>box and shuffled and tumbled his way to bed.
>
>In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and his
>butt and Brigid staring at him from across the room.
>
>She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Paddy?"
>
>Paddy said, "Why you say such a mean thing?"
>
>"Well," Brigid said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the
>broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood
>trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly
>it's all those band-aids on the hall mirror.

[sully777]

Well, I must go for now. See the diehards later this evening on the other side of the island.



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