52 Reasons To Stop Mowing (Zot a la Gallagher)

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[Turbopilot]

The funny thing is that he's here answering posts. A hit-and-run troll is one thing, but I think he's serious.

Only thing I don't like is that it's only 10:30 and he already has me thinking about lunch :-p

[Petronski]

Soybean icecream is fruitarian.

Alternatively,

Soybean ice cream is f***ing disgusting.

[fruitarian108]

Dear Johnny,

You are slowly becoming more female from the ingestion
of hormones given to cows, sheep, pigs, chickens
to make them retain water and gain weight before slaughter.

Fear not. It will make you nicer.
http://www.pcrm.org

Perhaps in a previous life, you did that to St. Lawrence.

[dread78645]

"Ask your doctor to see if Lithium™ is right for you."

[Petronski]

Seriously, this is a gag, right?

[cripplecreek]

LOL 130 ships took enough lumber to wipe out a forrest larger than the entire USA.

[Xenalyte]

Soybean icecream is fruitarian.

I just loves me some soybean ice cream.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

52 Reasons To Stop Mowing

Thought this was gonna present arguments against gay marriage.

[CougarGA7]

I never mow my synlawn.

Is your screen name suggesting there are 107 fruitarians that have come before you?

[Petronski]

I live in a brick building...

How dare you enslave the lowly brick just for your creature comforts!

[Osage Orange]

Could you give me the abstract.....?

[fruitarian108]

Dear CC,

Fishing is the most dangerous ocean occupation
and slaughterhouses the most dangerous land occupation
.. but treemurdering, baby bird smashing, squirrel crushing
lumberjacks' occupation is up there..

and recently Ted Nugent, creator of that oxymoronic title
Christian bowhunter, recently kissed himself with a chainsaw
45 stitches worth

http://www.worldanimalnet.org

[cripplecreek]

I'm thinking that undocumented gardeners must be like mercenaries.

[Military family member]

The Sahara Desert is so vaste that the Romans could have built enough ships to walk across the Atlantic.

The Sahara Desert was a Desert long into the time of the Ancient Eygptians who pre-date the Romans by thousands of years.

The Temple was made of Stone, by the way.

[dighton]

[KosmicKitty]

Well, it's easy to see who won't be getting their allowance this week.

You have to mow the lawn and make your bed first!!

[fruitarian108]

the floor was of 'firwood overlaid with gold'

Cedars of Lebanon were felled for the temple
just as now the trees of Lebanon are being burned
like babies by Lockheed bombs.

[Petronski]

...squirrel crushing lumberjacks...

Great name for a punk band!

[jellybean]

I HATE mowing too!! I say pave the whole thing over!

[Osage Orange]

Laz, is this you??