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52 Reasons To Stop Mowing (Zot a la Gallagher)
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Posted on 07/25/2006 6:58:41 AM PDT by fruitarian108
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To: fruitarian108
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:00:21 AM PDT
by
ItsOurTimeNow
("All that hath life and breath, come now with praises before Him.")
To: fruitarian108
Are you a fruitarian, or just a fruit?
Plant rights? LOLOL
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:00:41 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Living His life abundantly.)
To: fruitarian108
OK this is just plain funny and that's just the first sentence.
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:00:48 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: fruitarian108
I'd like to put Ron Howard through a woodchipper.
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:01:43 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: dighton; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:01:59 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Living His life abundantly.)
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To: Petronski
Chandra Bose was knighted by Queen Victoria for demonstrating
plant rights in laboratories with a machine he had
invented. A green thumb is a phrase describing those
who feel plants.
http://www.sierraclub.org
To: fruitarian108
This is a parody, isn't it? Hysterical!
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:02:38 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I've always wanted to be 40 ... it's as good as I anticipated!)
To: Petronski
Kneel before Ka Rot, puny fleshbeings.
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:02:39 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: fruitarian108
Plants have no rights. Chandra and the Queen were wrong. You live under powerlines as a kid?
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:03:21 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Living His life abundantly.)
To: yoogli semantics
God, the creator of all true masters, has designed
grass to grow into meadows, then thickets and then forests.
As we have no right to slay human beings, we have no
right to decapitate clovers.
To: yoogli semantics
The hard part is controlling the ammount of water that falls from the sky.
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:04:06 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: fruitarian108
God, the creator of all mechanical engineers, has designed the Lawnboy, to slay clovers
en masse.Mass clovicide is His way!
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:05:01 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Living His life abundantly.)
To: fruitarian108
One really, really good reason to keep mowing that outweighs all of the reasons to stop: Being able to see poisonous snakes before you step on them.
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:05:12 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those that understand binary and those that don't!)
To: johnny7
Dear Johnny, Perhaps there's a job for you at a San Diego
factory farm where workers were arrested for putting
baby chicks into a chipper
http://www.upc-online.org
To: ItsOurTimeNow; fruitarian108
Nothing really wrong with this stuff as long as it is voluntary.
I wouldn't outright disagree with doing any of these things and obviously everyone wants clean air, clean water and stable climate. Just don't make it law.
To: fruitarian108
I think you just want to rationalize your foot high grass.
The neighbors are probably pretty ticked at you.
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:06:07 AM PDT
by
toast
To: Petronski
Mass clovicide is his hay.
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:06:14 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: MortMan
Dear MM,
The Saint of Shirdi said: Never harm a snake or a scorpion.
He will harm you only if ordered to do so by God. If so
ordered there is nothing you can do about it.
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