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| sully777
Posted on 06/22/2006 9:56:25 PM PDT by sully777
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To: amxfan2002
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.
Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!
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posted on
06/23/2006 9:53:27 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: HOTTIEBOY; conservativebabe
Last week I was in Mexico the entire time and guess what our first meal was when we got back over the border. Yep, Taco Bell!
Go Tex-Mex!!
To: Jade01
Sie haben ein krankes Gemüt.
283
posted on
06/23/2006 9:53:51 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: TrueKnightGalahad
Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.
One time, I had insomnia, so I went to take some sleeping pills, but I didn't want to wake them up.
I had a nightmare that I was in Panama during a snowstorm. I was dreaming of a white isthmus.
Q: What do you call an Aardvark with a black eye, broken nose and a bandaged arm?
A: A vark.
One day in a bare field Alicia Algae met Fred Fungus and they sat down on a rock for a while because they took a lichen to each other.
To: Jade01
285
posted on
06/23/2006 9:55:44 AM PDT
by
Tatze
(This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
To: JJR RNCH
What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer! And you throw away the hot dog!!
To: nuke rocketeer
Q: What do you call an Aardvark with a black eye, broken nose and a bandaged arm?A: A vark.
OK. I'm sorry, but I don't quite get this one.
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posted on
06/23/2006 9:58:02 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Zutreffend aber nicht alle wir
288
posted on
06/23/2006 9:58:38 AM PDT
by
Jade01
To: ShadowAce
Me neither, but I thought it would sow confusion, so I posted it.....
To: nuke rocketeer
Totally agree.
290
posted on
06/23/2006 9:59:54 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: nuke rocketeer
291
posted on
06/23/2006 10:01:00 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: EX52D
Redneck wedding cake
To: Maximus of Texas
I've always been partial to the mexican pizza there. Or the meximelt.
To: EX52D; JJR RNCH
One of my old favorites and another thing to do with all those empty cans.
To: Tatze
295
posted on
06/23/2006 10:05:25 AM PDT
by
Tatze
(This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
To: Jade01
Ein krankes Gemüt ist ein schreckliches Ding, zu verschwenden
296
posted on
06/23/2006 10:05:46 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: Jade01
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posted on
06/23/2006 10:06:10 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: nuke rocketeer
You might be a redneck if...
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
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posted on
06/23/2006 10:06:23 AM PDT
by
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Hottie, stop it, you're turning me on.
To: BerthaDee
Why you spik da German?
Behalten Sie unter dem Radar
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posted on
06/23/2006 10:07:53 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
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