Posted on 06/22/2006 9:56:25 PM PDT by sully777
Actually, Eve had been created yet so Adam hadn't had a chance to stretch out the goods, if you know what I mean.
Actually, Eve hadn't been created yet so Adam hadn't had a chance to stretch out the goods, if you know what I mean.
Check the thermo on my home page around 1 or 2 this afternoon....think I'll be laying low also.
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
I know what you're going through, I used to live in Palm Desert and Bermuda Dunes. We're looking at around 115 here in Las Vegas. It's that time of year for the electric bill to peak! :)
The photographer said, "Hey baby, lets you and I go in the darkroom and see what develops."
What game can you play with a wombat? Wom.
WTF????
thinder=thunder...hooboy!
I can't recall a sheep thread lately but will keep my eyes open
Slightly off topic http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1651467/posts
Why does Shrek always remind me of Elliot from American Idol?
Thank you
I think
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
Viva Elvis in Virginia Beach
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