Hubby remembered when I was that good, uh, bad and I got a car for my birthday 2 years ago. ;)
I have been single longer than I was ever married (combined) so I have no clue how that works. Good for you, though!
(At least I know it works for SOME people!)
Here is a politically incorrect joke from the era before political correctness.
Michael Landon: Why is Sunday morning the safest time to drive in LA?
Johnny Carson: I'll play straight man: Why?
ML: The Catholics are in church, the Jews are on the golf course, the blacks are in jail, and the Mexicans can't get their cars started.